True History of the Kelly Gang

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fools so frequent in the bush he’d rather die than be impressed by anyone he spat a wad of baccy juice down on the dust. There still won’t be any adjectival gold said he hello mate watch out this fellow thinks he’s Harry Power.
    This 2nd remark were addressed to a lone rider who come ambling around the corner from the other direction.
    Who might you be demanded Harry of the newcomer.
    I’m Woodside from Happy Valley.
    Well Squatter Woodside you is being bailed up you will take the bag of gold from this driver here and throw it at my feet.
    I told him said the driver there aint no adjectival gold.
    I’m Harry Power cried Harry and I say there is.
    I don’t care if you’re the Duke of Gloucester said the driver there aint no gold mate and no amount of hollering is going to change that.
    Eff you roared Harry firing the muzzleloader by design or accident decapitating a crow which had been innocently loitering by the road. The explosion alarmed my nervous packhorse so severely that it now went plunging out onto the open road with me clinging to the reins scratching my face in the wattle all I could think was I was now marked as a robber a woman inside the coach were staring directly at me.
    I persuaded the horse back behind the screen of wattles then cleaned the mess of bloody bird off my new boots and by the time there were an opportunity to assess the progress of the holdup the mailbags was all lying on the road their sides slit open Harry kneeled beside them enquiring of their contents.
    You might be better off to try the parcels suggested Mr Woodside his helpful attitude perhaps produced by the fear that his horse might be taken from him. It were a very spirited and well bred beast.
    There is only 2 parcels said Coady but thats registered mail in the blue bag I must say the last cove to stick me up was well satisfied with what he found in there.
    Give me the parcels.
    But they was a disappointment the 1st containing lace and the 2nd an English clock the discovery of which produced a bout of threats and curses against that country and what Harry would do to the English when he had a moment free he must of scared the panties off the passengers for now they begun shouting there was a Chinaman amongst their number this celestial gentleman were pushed out onto the road he stood before Harry Power clasping a carpetbag.
    You a miner?
    The Chinaman were certainly a miner his physique very close to Power that is v. broad with sturdy legs.
    No miner I givee money 10 shillings he dug into a purse and removed some coins he held them up to Harry.
    Gold demanded Harry he thrust his empty carbine in his belt then drew a Bowie knife which he opened with his teeth he advanced on the Chinaman with the pistol in his left hand the knife in the right.
    The Chinaman were very brave a credit to his race. 10 shillings you take.
    Blast your yellow heart cried Harry lunging out with his dagger.
    The Chinaman danced deftly away as Harry sliced the carpetbag and lo it were as if it were a bag of wheat or seedpod a great harvest of glass marbles poured forth onto the road there was agates & cat’s eyes & bloodreels & twisters & lemon swirls & tombowlers & glass eyes spilling out and rolling still amongst the dust beneath the horses’ hooves. Of gold no trace.
    Bad bad howled the Chinaman I kill you b–––––d but Harry kicked him in the shins and drove him back inside the coach at gunpoint.
    There Harry somehow lost his spirit for he never even got the other passengers and once the coach and the squatter was sent on their different ways Harry called me out onto the road to show me all the marbles spread across the hard dry earth.
    There you are lad help yourself.
    These will make me a hero?
    Harry’s hand went to his belt but of course it supported his pistols and he could not easily withdraw it as before.
    Just pick up the adjectival marbles he said wearily I did so and that was the moment by the law I made myself a bushranger as

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