police chief, the two guards and then Mandy. “My name is Mandy Franklin and I was hired to have sex with Mr. Kennedy, the man who was occupying this room. He gave me a letter to deliver to a newspaper reporter.” “WHAT?” Matthews yelled incredulously. Apparently his state of the art surveillance system wasn’t omniscient. When it was my turn, I said, “My name is Thomas Kennedy; I’m a retired lawyer from Canada. Special Agent Matthews had me kidnapped from Washington Dulles Airport on Tuesday afternoon and has been holding me in this hotel room against my will ever since.” When Douglas Grant, Phillip Peden and Billy Miller stated their identities, Matthews went ballistic. “Agent Bronson, seize that camera and laptop immediately.” “On what legal basis can you authorize this?” Peden demanded. “You have no right to that information,” Matthews responded belligerently. “It’s a matter of national security.” “I SMELL HORSESHIT,” I blurted out. Matthews ignored me. “Have you shared the information on this computer or in this camera with anyone?” he demanded of the media team. Peden cleverly avoided answering the question directly by asking his own question, the sign of a veteran newsman. “The final news story isn’t ready yet, but will you confirm or deny Mr. Kennedy’s allegation that you kidnapped him and Bander Haddad when their flight from Syracuse landed at Dulles yesterday?” “This whole matter is one of national security,” Matthews answered. “Where is Mr. Haddad now?” Peden persisted. Matthews completely ignored the editor. Douglas Grant chimed in. “Did you secure and pay for the services of a prostitute for Mr. Kennedy with government funds?” That question appeared to unnerve Matthews. While the special agent was flustered, Grant hit him with another embarrassing question. “Is your agency monitoring private conversations of both Americans and foreigners now even when those conversations are taking place in person and not by telephone or e-mail? Mr. Kennedy alleges that you possess tapes of his private conversations with another attorney which took place in Canada in the lawyer’s home living-room.” “What part of ‘NATIONAL SECURITY’ don’t you comprehend?” Matthews almost screamed. “That’s it; I’m seizing everyone’s cellphones, computers, cameras and hand-held devices. They will be returned to you once we have determined that no sensitive information is contained on them. Any such data found will be deleted before the items are given back to you.” That directive prompted a heated argument between the police chief and Matthews. Eventually Matthews relented and permitted the three police officers to retain their equipment. “Mr. Haddad’s life may be in danger,” I shouted. “The American government has purposely disseminated false statements to the media purportedly made by Mr. Haddad and myself, which statements show both of us to be terrorists. Special Agent Matthews can’t be trusted. It’s up to the police to ensure that Mr. Haddad is safe. I want to lay a charge against Matthews for kidnapping.” The turf war was on. Both Matthews and the police chief got on their cellphones to obtain further instructions. We all waited in the room for almost an hour before the verdict was received. The Washington Police Commissioner himself had spoken with the Deputy Director of Homeland Security and they had hashed out a compromise. No charges were to be laid against anyone at this time, but I was to be taken in the presence of the police chief and one of his officers to see Bander Haddad in order to confirm that he was my seat-mate on the flight and to ensure that he was safe. Any further action by the Washington police would depend on the results of that meeting. Apparently Mr. Haddad was currently being held in the city of Washington even though the actual abduction had taken place in Virginia. The issue of