Island, where normal behavior no longer applied. In the eyes of the press, Stratton and I had become inexorably linked, like Siamese twins. Even when I’d donated money to a foundation for abused children, they managed to find something wrong with it—writing a single paragraph about my generosity and three or four pages about everything else.
The press onslaught had started in 1991, when an insolent reporter from
Forbes
magazine, Roula Khalaf, coined me as
a twisted version of Robin Hood, who robs from the rich and gives to himself and his merry band of brokers.
She deserved an A for cleverness, of course. And, of course, I was a bit taken aback by it, at least at first, until I came to the conclusion that the article was actually a compliment. After all, how many twenty-eight-year-olds got their own personal exposé in
Forbes
magazine? And there was no denying that all this Robin Hood business emphasized my generous nature! After the article hit, I had a fresh wave of recruits lining up at my door.
Yes, it was truly ironic that despite working for a guy who’d been accused of everything but the Lindbergh kidnapping, the Strattonites couldn’t have been prouder. They were running around the boardroom chanting, “We’re your merry band! We’re your merry band!” Some of them came into the office dressed in tights; others wore fancy berets at jaunty angles. Someone came up with the inspired notion of deflowering a virgin—for the simple
medievalness
of it—but after a painstaking search one couldn’t be found, at least not in the boardroom.
So, yes, Danny was right. No one cared about the articles. But midget-tossing? I had no time for it right now. I still had serious issues to resolve with the Steve Madden underwriting, and I still had to contend with my father, who was lurking close—holding a half-million-dollar Am Ex bill in one hand and a cup of chilled Stoli, no doubt, in the other.
I said to Wigwam, “Why don’t you go track down Madden, maybe offer him a few words of encouragement or something. Tell him to keep it short and sweet and not to go off on any tangents about how much he adores women’s shoes. They might lynch him over that.”
“Consider it done,” said Wigwam, rising from his chair. “No shoe talk from the Cobbler.”
Before he was even out the door, Danny was trashing his toupee. “What’s with that cheap fucking rug of his?” Danny muttered. “It looks like a dead fucking squirrel.”
I shrugged. “I think it’s a Hair Club for Men special. He’s had the thing forever. Maybe it just needs to be dry-cleaned. Anyway, let’s get serious for a second: We still have the same issue with the Madden deal, and we’re out of time.”
“I thought NASDAQ said they’d list it?” asked Danny.
I shook my head. “They will, but they’ll only let us keep five percent of our stock; that’s it. The rest we have to divest to Steve before it starts trading. That means we have to sign the papers now, this morning! And it also means we have to trust Steve to do the right thing after the company goes public.” I compressed my lips and started shaking my head slowly. “I don’t know, Dan—I get this feeling he’s playing his own game of chess with us. I’m not sure if he’ll do the right thing if push comes to shove.”
“You can trust him, JB. He’s a hundred percent loyal. I know the guy forever, and believe me—he knows the code of omerta as good as anyone.” Danny put his thumb and forefinger to his mouth and twisted it, as if to say, “He’ll keep his mouth shut nice and tight!” which is exactly what the Mafioso word
omerta
meant: silence. Then he said, “Anyway, after everything you’ve done for him, he’s not gonna screw you. He’s no fool, Steve, and he’s making so much money as my rathole that he won’t risk losing that.”
Rathole
was a Stratton code word for a nominee, a person who owned shares of stock on paper but was nothing more than a front man.
The press onslaught had started in 1991, when an insolent reporter from
Forbes
magazine, Roula Khalaf, coined me as
a twisted version of Robin Hood, who robs from the rich and gives to himself and his merry band of brokers.
She deserved an A for cleverness, of course. And, of course, I was a bit taken aback by it, at least at first, until I came to the conclusion that the article was actually a compliment. After all, how many twenty-eight-year-olds got their own personal exposé in
Forbes
magazine? And there was no denying that all this Robin Hood business emphasized my generous nature! After the article hit, I had a fresh wave of recruits lining up at my door.
Yes, it was truly ironic that despite working for a guy who’d been accused of everything but the Lindbergh kidnapping, the Strattonites couldn’t have been prouder. They were running around the boardroom chanting, “We’re your merry band! We’re your merry band!” Some of them came into the office dressed in tights; others wore fancy berets at jaunty angles. Someone came up with the inspired notion of deflowering a virgin—for the simple
medievalness
of it—but after a painstaking search one couldn’t be found, at least not in the boardroom.
So, yes, Danny was right. No one cared about the articles. But midget-tossing? I had no time for it right now. I still had serious issues to resolve with the Steve Madden underwriting, and I still had to contend with my father, who was lurking close—holding a half-million-dollar Am Ex bill in one hand and a cup of chilled Stoli, no doubt, in the other.
I said to Wigwam, “Why don’t you go track down Madden, maybe offer him a few words of encouragement or something. Tell him to keep it short and sweet and not to go off on any tangents about how much he adores women’s shoes. They might lynch him over that.”
“Consider it done,” said Wigwam, rising from his chair. “No shoe talk from the Cobbler.”
Before he was even out the door, Danny was trashing his toupee. “What’s with that cheap fucking rug of his?” Danny muttered. “It looks like a dead fucking squirrel.”
I shrugged. “I think it’s a Hair Club for Men special. He’s had the thing forever. Maybe it just needs to be dry-cleaned. Anyway, let’s get serious for a second: We still have the same issue with the Madden deal, and we’re out of time.”
“I thought NASDAQ said they’d list it?” asked Danny.
I shook my head. “They will, but they’ll only let us keep five percent of our stock; that’s it. The rest we have to divest to Steve before it starts trading. That means we have to sign the papers now, this morning! And it also means we have to trust Steve to do the right thing after the company goes public.” I compressed my lips and started shaking my head slowly. “I don’t know, Dan—I get this feeling he’s playing his own game of chess with us. I’m not sure if he’ll do the right thing if push comes to shove.”
“You can trust him, JB. He’s a hundred percent loyal. I know the guy forever, and believe me—he knows the code of omerta as good as anyone.” Danny put his thumb and forefinger to his mouth and twisted it, as if to say, “He’ll keep his mouth shut nice and tight!” which is exactly what the Mafioso word
omerta
meant: silence. Then he said, “Anyway, after everything you’ve done for him, he’s not gonna screw you. He’s no fool, Steve, and he’s making so much money as my rathole that he won’t risk losing that.”
Rathole
was a Stratton code word for a nominee, a person who owned shares of stock on paper but was nothing more than a front man.
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