turned toward the Pro Shop, DeeDee called, âWill ya
sign me in? Itâll save me from walkinâ in there.â
Verna worried, âYou really donât feel well,
do you, gal? Sure you want to play today?â
âWell, I donât feel tha greatest right now,
but letâs try it. I never know when itâs goinâ get better or
worse!â DeeDee said as she unzipped her windbreaker. âItâs so sunny
anâ lovely out taday, even if it is on tha cool side. Can ya
believe that my sister in Tennessee is freezinâ? They had a
horrible ice storm. Chattanooga can be so beautiful when every
little branch and twig is covered in ice, but law, Iâd sure rather
be here in tha sunshine than lookinâ at icicles!â
Her friends nodded their agreement.
Barb, the tallest of the women, was the best
golfer of the foursome. She usually hit the longest drive, although
DeeDee, who was the shortest and tiniest of them, often challenged
her. But not today. DeeDeeâs leg was paining her and it interfered
with her swing.
The first hole was a short one. The womenâs
tee was poised on a narrow neck of land that lay between two small
ponds. Barb drove first off the tee, over-shot the green and ended
in the rough. Annie hit on. Vernaâs landed hole-high just to the
left of the green, leaving her with an easy chip shot. DeeDee
pulled her club, and her ball lobbed up and dropped into the water
to the right. âOh, dear, this isnât gonna be pretty taday,â she
moaned.
By the time they finished the third hole, it
was apparent that DeeDeeâs sciatica pain was nearly constant. Twist
and turn as she tried, she couldnât seem to get any relief; so she
decided not to drive off the fourth tee. Verna offered to take her
home, but DeeDee declined, saying, âI donât wantta spoil tha game
fer ya all. Iâll jest ride along.â
âWhy donât we all quit?â Annie suggested.
DeeDee protested, âOh, no you donât! I donât
want ta be a spoil-sport.â
Annie urged, âWe could go to my place and
play bridge.â
The other women agreed, but DeeDee admitted,
âThanks, ya are all darlinâs ta be so kind ta me. But I couldnât
sit still long ânough ta play bridge either. This sciaticaâs really
acting up jest now, but it is so sweet of ya all ta offer. Anyway,
ya shouldnât stop playinâ now, Annie. Ya are havinâ a great
round.â
Looking at her score card, Annie smiled, âCan
you believe this? Iâm actually beating Barb by two strokes! Thatâs
a switch.â
Verna decided, âI donât care what you say,
DeeDee; Iâm taking you home. You need your heating pad.â To Annie
and Barb she said, âYou two play out without us. Doc may not be
home yet, so Iâll stay with DeeDee until he comes home.â
This time, DeeDee didnât protest.
As they said good-bye, Barb pointed out the
twosome following them, âLetâs let those men play through. Thereâs
no one coming behind them, and they hit so much farther than we do;
theyâll leave us in their dust. Thereâll be no pressure on us
then.â She waved them through.
âFine with me,â Annie said. âI have to go to
the potty, anyway.â She started walking, stopped, and looked
around. Puzzled, she asked, âWhere is it?â Whereâs the
Port-A-Potty?â
Barb looked surprised too, âI see the new
building over there in the shade, but I donât see the old one. You
wouldnât think theyâd take the old john away before the new
restroom was ready.â As she looked around, she saw Art coming
toward them. He was driving the parkâs John Deere tractor with a
front-end loader mounted on it and a big smile on his wind-burned
face.
âLook at that grin!â Annie said. âHeâs like a
kid with a new toy when he gets to drive that tractor.â Art
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