make her supper. As she stood stirring her Baxter’s game soup, she heard the heartbreaking sound of Beverley Threadgold sobbing through the party wall. The Queen bit her lip, but a single sympathetic tear rolled down her face and dripped into the saucepan. The Queen quickly stirred this evidence of her lack of control into the soup. At least I won’t need to add salt, she thought. And there were no witnesses. Harris scrabbled at the kitchen door, hungry after a seven mile run with the Pack. The Queen had not been able to afford to buy dog food, so she poured some of the soup into his food bowl and broke a slice of stale bread into pieces to add a little bulk.
Harris looked on with disgust. Just what was happening here? His social life had improved but the food had become a joke. A joke! The Queen said, “I’ll buy you some bones tomorrow, Harris, that’s a promise. Now you eat your soup and bread and I’ll eat mine.”
Harris looked at her with a malevolence that the Queen had never seen in him before. He growled at the back of his throat, his eyes became slits, he bared his teeth and moved towards the Queen’s slim ankles. She kicked out at him before he could bite her. He retreated behind the kitchen door. “Your behaviour is intolerable, Harris. From now on I forbid you to mix with those frightful mongrels. They are a bad influence on you. You used to be such a nice little dog!”
Harris curled his lip like a sullen teenager. He had never been a nice little dog. The footmen hated him and he had enjoyed tormenting them, tangling his lead, urinating in the corridors and knocking his water bowl over. But these were minor crimes compared with his sneaky habit of taking nips at their vulnerable ankles. Harris had exploited his position as the Queen’s favourite. There had been a time when he could do no wrong. Until tonight. He decided it would be politic to hang about the house for a few days, ask the Queen’s pardon, be a nice little dog. He came out from behind the door and began to lap politely at his soup.
16 Leslie Makes her Entrance
In the early hours of the following morning Marilyn, common-law wife of the imprisoned Les, gave birth to her first child. Violet Toby acted as midwife. She had been sent for as soon as Marilyn’s waters had broken. Marilyn hadn’t elected to have a home birth. She was especially looking forward to three days in the Maternity Hospital, but the ambulance, misdirected by the computer, lost its way in the maze of the Flowers Estate. When Violet realised that the baby’s arrival was imminent, she looked out of the window in Marilyn’s living room to see who was still up in Hell Close. There was a chink of light showing through the Queen’s velvet curtains. So Violet reassured Marilyn, who was crying out in pain, that she was going for assistance and ran outside and knocked on the Queen’s front door.
The Queen looked through the curtains and saw Violet Toby on her doorstep, wearing a Burgundy candlewick dressing gown and plimsolls. The Queen was doing a jigsaw, she held a piece of Balmoral cloud in her hand. As she went to answer the door, she saw where the piece belonged and slotted it into place.
“I need ’elp,” said Violet, panting from the short run. “Marilyn’s baby’s comin’ an’ there’s only a daft teenager in the ’ouse.”
The Queen protested that she had no experience of maternity procedures, she would be “useless, only get in the way”. But Violet insisted and the Queen reluctantly followed her down the street and into Marilyn’s living room. The daft teenager, one of Les’s children by a previous liaison, stood over Marilyn with a wet dishcloth, a grey slimy piece of cloth taken unrinsed from the kitchen sink. “I said face cloth , you great gorm,” said Violet and sent him upstairs to the bathroom, shouting after him, “An’ find some clean sheets!”
“There ain’t no clean sheets,” he shouted down.
Marilyn contorted herself on
Harris looked on with disgust. Just what was happening here? His social life had improved but the food had become a joke. A joke! The Queen said, “I’ll buy you some bones tomorrow, Harris, that’s a promise. Now you eat your soup and bread and I’ll eat mine.”
Harris looked at her with a malevolence that the Queen had never seen in him before. He growled at the back of his throat, his eyes became slits, he bared his teeth and moved towards the Queen’s slim ankles. She kicked out at him before he could bite her. He retreated behind the kitchen door. “Your behaviour is intolerable, Harris. From now on I forbid you to mix with those frightful mongrels. They are a bad influence on you. You used to be such a nice little dog!”
Harris curled his lip like a sullen teenager. He had never been a nice little dog. The footmen hated him and he had enjoyed tormenting them, tangling his lead, urinating in the corridors and knocking his water bowl over. But these were minor crimes compared with his sneaky habit of taking nips at their vulnerable ankles. Harris had exploited his position as the Queen’s favourite. There had been a time when he could do no wrong. Until tonight. He decided it would be politic to hang about the house for a few days, ask the Queen’s pardon, be a nice little dog. He came out from behind the door and began to lap politely at his soup.
16 Leslie Makes her Entrance
In the early hours of the following morning Marilyn, common-law wife of the imprisoned Les, gave birth to her first child. Violet Toby acted as midwife. She had been sent for as soon as Marilyn’s waters had broken. Marilyn hadn’t elected to have a home birth. She was especially looking forward to three days in the Maternity Hospital, but the ambulance, misdirected by the computer, lost its way in the maze of the Flowers Estate. When Violet realised that the baby’s arrival was imminent, she looked out of the window in Marilyn’s living room to see who was still up in Hell Close. There was a chink of light showing through the Queen’s velvet curtains. So Violet reassured Marilyn, who was crying out in pain, that she was going for assistance and ran outside and knocked on the Queen’s front door.
The Queen looked through the curtains and saw Violet Toby on her doorstep, wearing a Burgundy candlewick dressing gown and plimsolls. The Queen was doing a jigsaw, she held a piece of Balmoral cloud in her hand. As she went to answer the door, she saw where the piece belonged and slotted it into place.
“I need ’elp,” said Violet, panting from the short run. “Marilyn’s baby’s comin’ an’ there’s only a daft teenager in the ’ouse.”
The Queen protested that she had no experience of maternity procedures, she would be “useless, only get in the way”. But Violet insisted and the Queen reluctantly followed her down the street and into Marilyn’s living room. The daft teenager, one of Les’s children by a previous liaison, stood over Marilyn with a wet dishcloth, a grey slimy piece of cloth taken unrinsed from the kitchen sink. “I said face cloth , you great gorm,” said Violet and sent him upstairs to the bathroom, shouting after him, “An’ find some clean sheets!”
“There ain’t no clean sheets,” he shouted down.
Marilyn contorted herself on
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