great-great-great-great-grandfatherâis that right? Four greats? Anyway, he joined the IRA when Mary Margaret was only sixteenââ
Carlene stopped. Was she allowed to say IRA in the airport? Was that like joking you had a bomb? Because even though her great-to-the-fourth-power grandfather died trying to protect Ireland, a proud IRA member himself, she didnât want to come off as politicalâat heart she was more of a Gandhi followerâpeaceful revolutions and the like. Although now the Troubles had calmed down quite a bit, Belfast was the new Barcelona, and everyone was trying to play niceâ
Still, she had better change the subject before she got herself in trouble.
âThe Philadelphia Irish,â Carlene exclaimed. â âComplaining with a ham under each arm,â my grandmother used to say.â The officer was openly staring at her now. Apparently, that wasnât a good thing to say either. âDid you know there are a lot of Jews in Cork City?â Carlene said. The officer suddenly stood up. She grabbed the sides of her shirt, near her massive bosoms, and leaned forward like a gorilla showing her dominance. Carlene waited for her to flash teeth. People around them were starting to stare.
âReason. For. Coming. To. Ireland!â the officer shouted. But before Carlene could respond again, the woman slammed her hands against the pane of glass. âAnd I donât want to hear about your great-great-great-can of beans, so.â
There was a long moment of silence.
âI won,â Carlene said. Just say youâre on holiday . âA pub.â
âYou what a what?â the woman said. She sounded quite alarmed, on the verge of panic, actually.
âI won a pub in Ballybeog,â Carlene said. There, sheâd said it. The officer leaned forward and exhaled on the glass. A small cloud of breath obscured her mustached mouth for a moment.
âYou won a pub in Ballybeog?â the officer said. She hit each word with equal force.
âYes,â Carlene said with slightly more conviction. âI won a pub in Ballybeog.â
âYouâre the raffle winner?â the woman said. Carlene was by no means an expert on the Irish brogue, but the stress had definitely been on the word âyouâre.â
âThatâs right,â Carlene said. âIâm a winner.â
âHow in heavenâs name did ye win it?â the officer asked. Again, there was no opportunity for Carlene to actually answer. The officer kept talking. âMe niece entered that raffle. She bought ten tickets. She lives in New York. I wouldnât a mind winning it meself but it was only open to the Yanks, can you believe that? I said, now, wouldnât it be great, thanks be to God, if I could sit back and have a do-nothing job like running somebody elseâs pub? And I wouldnât be wasting company resources either because Iâve never had a sip of an alcoholic beverage in me life. I wouldnât have to sit here all day with yokes who sashay through here like they own the place due to some great-great-great-can of beans, so.â She leaned forward and punctuated the end of her outburst with another exhalation of breath. âI wouldnât have to wear this outfit. It pinches me in the middle, it does. And did ye know I only get until half past for lunch? Thatâs only thirty minutes, lad. Ah, stop now. How many tickets did ye buy? Cleaned âem out, did ye?â
âOne ticket,â Carlene said. âI only bought one.â
âHmmph,â the officer said. âI wouldnât be tellinâ many people that, I wouldnât be tellinâ âem that aâtâall. And you shouldnât sayâyou knowâaround here.â
âIRA?â Carlene whispered. The officer shook her head. Jew, she mouthed. Then, with a disgusted shake of her head, she stamped Carlene through.
C HAPTER 8
The Ambassador of
Jim DeFelice, Larry Bond
Deborah Vogts
Kristy Daniels
Fiona Buckley
Kate Douglas
Kay Perry
Mary Daheim
Donna Grant
J.C. Fields
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