your chief? I thought it was the steward. I see he has left my tea. I didnât hear him come in.â
âDrink a cup and pull yourself together, Ricky. I want to ask you a few questions.â
âA police interrogatory at this unearthly hour! Algernon, youâre an outrage. I was dreaming I was a pirate and was boarding
âA stately Spanish galleon coming from the Isthmus
Dipping through the Tropics by the palm-green shores
With a cargo of diamonds
Emeralds and amethysts
Topazes and cinnamon and gold moidores!â
and you shatter the dream by saying you want to ask me a few questions. Youâve robbed me of an adventure of the soul. I was about to savour the delight of cutting throats, of rapine...â
âShut up, Ricky, and listen to me.â
âPerhaps youâre a fair substitute for sudden death. Iâm listening. Anything serious happened?â
âYes. In the first place, do you remember on which side of her head Mrs. Mesado parted her hair?â
âThis is momentous, Algernon; Iâm glad youâre not being frivolous before breakfast. A womanâs hair is a subject to which Iâve always given considerable thought. I used to think a woman parted her hair on the side she thought most becoming to her face. This is, of course, an error into which a fashionable hairdresser might fall. If sheâs right-handed she always parts it on the right side; if sheâs left-handed, on the left. The ambidexterous, and most women are more or less so, part it on either side. The final test, however, is on which side does her hair part in a dead straight line?â
âDid Mrs. Mesado part her hair on the left of right side?â asked Vereker with a shade of curtness. He was in no mood for Ricardoâs airy trifling.
âOn the left side. Next question, please.â
âYouâre certain?â
âI took particular notice. You remember her perm wave, donât you? It fell in shining breakers over her right ear.â
âI do. Your answerâs a confirmation.â
âTheyâre usually an education, but proceed.â
âWhen you were pacing round the deck this morning, Ricky, did you notice how many cabin windows were alight on the starboard side?â
âYours was the only one on the whole deckâa lone star in a world of Cimmerian gloom!â
âYouâre sure that Mrs. Mesadoâs cabin was in darkness all the time?â
âPositive. A lighted window has an overwhelming attraction for a vulgarly inquisitive man like me. Iâd have remembered.â
âDo you know what your statement implies, Ricky?â
âIt implies that the story of Lady Godiva will always appeal to human beings, and that deaf, natural Peeping Tom will be held up for ever as a nasty example by nastier people.â
âIâm not referring to your peculiar type of curiosity, Ricky. You remember my mentioning that I heard Colvin and Mrs. Mesado talking in her cabin between 1.30 and 1.45 this morning?â
âYes.â
âWell, doesnât it strike you that they were talking in the dark? Why had they put out the light?â
âAn intriguing question, Algernon,â replied Ricardo, smiling. âIt reminds me inconsequently of where was Moses when the light went out? To be blunt, they were doing something in that cabin which they were anxious to hide from the outer world. I was the only outer world at the time you mention.â
âExactly, and Iâve a shrewd idea of the nefarious game they were up to.â
âYouâre not letting your erotic imagination run riot, Algernon?â
âEven my imaginative efforts are rather practical, Ricky, and Iâm beginning to think Iâve made an amazing discovery.â
âLetâs have the story; Iâm all agog.â
âNot yet. When Iâm certain of my facts Iâll tell you more. In the meantime youâve got to give me a
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