Tags:
adventure,
Mystery,
Texas,
dog,
cowdog,
Hank the Cowdog,
John R. Erickson,
John Erickson,
ranching,
Hank,
Drover,
Pete,
Sally May
jacked myself up, staggered five steps to the west, and collapsed.
Whew! I was exhausted, but at least I wasnât roasting. I closed my eyes and tried to sleep. Thatâs what I needed. Sleep. About two weeks of solid sleep.
Unfortunately, Slim the Cowboy came along just then. I cracked one eye but didnât lift my head. Too exhausted. Slim was a pretty good fellow, but not so good that I could afford to squander a lot of energy saying hello. Not in this heat.
He stopped in the same piece of shade that I was occupying. He pulled a bandanna out of his hip pocket and mopped his face.
âBoy, itâs hot. The weather reportâs prescribing another day over a hundred. Thisâll make about five days in a row.â
Yes, I was aware of that.
âIt kind of saps a guy of energy, donât it, Hankie?â
Right.
âAnd youâre just going to lay there in the shade, arenât you?â
Yep.
âYouâre not even going to jump up and wag your tail and tell me how wonderful I am, are you?â
Nope.
âIt kind of hurts my feelings, Hankie.â
Life is hard.
âWell, I wish I could just lay around in the shade, but some of us have to work for a living.â
That was a cheap shot. For his information, I not only had a job but a very important job. It just happened that . . . well, I had run out of energy and ambition.
You wonât believe this. He flopped down on the gravel drive and pillowed his head on my rib cage. Had I invited him to . . . urg . . . put his sweaty head in the middle of my poor exhausted body? No. I considered taking countermeasures but . . . too much trouble.
âAhhh! Thatâs better, but youâre awful bony for a pillow.â
Well, if he didnât like my bones, he could go find a jellyfish. And speaking of bones, his head wasnât any featherbed. It was solid bone and it was heavy and hot and I didnât need it on my rib cage, thank you.
âBoy, this heat is terrible. It didnât used to bother me, but it sure does now. Iâve got thirty-seven jobs to do and enough energy for about three of âem.â
Me too.
âToo many birthdays, Hank. Donât you reckon thatâs the main problem?â
I had no opinion on that.
At last he raised up to a sitting position. He looked down at me and grinned. I summoned up the energy to whap my tail on the ground three times. Whew!
âWell, this has been fun, Hankie, but Iâd better go pack them wheel bearings on the stock trailer. I can already tell that you ainât going to do it.â
Correcto.
With much grunting and muttering, he pushed himself up and shuffled off to the machine shed.
At last, peace and quiet. I closed my eyes and began floating out on the sea of snoik morkus skittlebomb . . .
Huh? My eyes popped open. Someone had moved my shade again! Was this some kind of joke? What was the deal? Every time I got comfortable, some idiot . . .
I summoned my last reserves of energy and . . . Drover? There he was in front of me, giving me his usual foolish grin.
âHi Hank. What you doing?â
âWhat Iâm doing is trying to sleep, Drover, and restore my precious bodily fluids, but some maniac keeps moving my shade around. Did you see anybody messing with my shade?â
âWell, let me think here. I saw Slim.â
âNo, it wasnât him. I had him under constant surveillance.â
âBoy, thatâs a big word.â
âThanks.â
âI wonder what it means.â
I dragged myself back into the shade and flopped down. âI donât know what it means. I donât have the energy to explain it. Iâm sorry I brought it up.â
âOh, thatâs okay. Sure is hot, isnât it?â
I glared ice picks at him. âYes it is, Drover, so why are you so chirpy?â
âOh, I donât know. Iâve been watching the chickens chase grasshoppers.â
âGreat.â
âYou ever
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