Francisco!â
âBut a bunch of nerds and weirdos will show up,â Charlie argued.
âHeâs right,â Dietmar said. âHow do we make sure only the right people, the four who possess the enlightened puissance , show up?â
âSimple,â Valin said, speaking up for the first time. He was not the least abashed about having practically tortured and nearly killed Mack. He seemed to think all was right with the world now. âIf I understand Mack, heâs suggesting we make a YouTube appeal. Well then, we give them a Vargran spell that will transport them to San Francisco. It will only work for those who have the true enlightened puissance .â
Everyone nodded. Mack was even less happy about Valin coming up with a smart solution than he was when Dietmar did it. Dietmar was annoying, but he had never tried to get ants to bite Mack to death.
âYes,â Mack said. âWe put out a video. Like I said.â Then added, âIt was my idea.â
âIt will need to attract attention,â Rodrigo argued. âIt will have to be something people want to watch.â
âHuh,â Stefan said, and snapped his fingers. What he meant was, âWe get Taylor Swift to slap Mack!â
âUm . . . maybe not that,â Mack said. âWe need to figure out the Vargran we need to transport ourselves to San Francisco. And then? We just keep the video rolling.â
âWho has the longest arms?â Jarrah asked.
That turned out to be Stefan. So Stefan held the phone out at armâs length, and the nine of them crammed close together to all get into the picture. And once the video was rolling, Mack looked at the camera and began to speak.
âWe are the Magnifica. Well, plus Stefan here. You may remember us from such videos as âFlying Eiffel Towerâ and âLoch Ness Duckâ and, especially, âThe Cheese-filled Lepercons of Beijing.â Well, now we have a great opportunity for you. There are four more of us out there, somewhere. Four twelve-year-olds with the enlightened puissance . We need you to join us in a final battle with the terrifying forces of evil that will almost certainly kill us all. So if that sounds like a good time . . .â
This was not coming out quite the way he had planned.
âBut we also have some fun together,â he added lamely. âItâs not all danger and death. Anyway, look, unless you want to spend the rest of your life being dominated by the Pale Queen and her evilâattractive, sure, but evilâdaughter, Risky, you have to come and help us.â
At this point Xiao took pity on Mackâs rambling and laid it out. âWe will give you words of the Vargran tongue. If you speak them, and if you have the enlightened puissance , they will be a magical spell that will transport you instantly to San Francisco.â
âJust like weâre about to do,â Dietmar said. âIf you donât believe us, just watch.â
At that point Stefan shifted the camera because his arm was getting tired. The Magnifica formed up again, and Rodrigo did a countdown. âTres . . . dos . . . uno!â
Eight voices chanted the words as one: âFla-ma ik ag San Francisco!â
And just like thatâas the soon-to-be-famous video showedâthey were in San Francisco. In fact, they were in Golden Gate Park, where a thrown Frisbee hit Mack in the back of his head.
âWe could have spared ourselves a lot of airline miles if weâd thought of that earlier,â Jarrah pointed out.
âUpload that video,â Mack instructed Stefan. âThen letâs find some food.â
Lingering in the restaurant after a massive lunch of sourdough pizza, sourdough soup, sourdough cioppino, and sourdough bread puddingâtheyâd been through a lot, so they were entitledâthey checked the YouTube video. It already had tens of thousands of hits. And many
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