One of her frequent partners, an elderly retired lawyer, a widower named Jacobson, waved to her out of a fast rhumba and Miss Burton waved back, thinking, one of these days heâs going to drop dead right on the floor. I just hope itâs not me heâs dancing with when it happens.
The instructor screamed over the music at no one in particular, âDonât sway your hips! Forget about your hips! If your feet are doing the right thing your hips will do the right thing. Do I make myself heard ?â
He made himself heard but hips refused to be forgotÂten.
Miss Burton tapped her foot and surveyed the room from the doorway. Not many spectators tonight. A woman with a little girl. A pair of teen-agers, a boy and a girl, with matching shirts and matching expressions of boredom. A middle-aged woman wearing a pound of pearls. And, standing right next to Miss Burton herself, a man with bushy gray hair that seemed to emphasize the youthful alertness of his face. He looked as though he had wandered into the place by mistake, but now that he was there he was determined to get the most out of it.
He said, with a slight frown, âI donât understand the business about not swaying your hips. Thatâs a rhumba theyâre doing, isnât it?â
âYes.â
âI thought in a rhumba you were supposed to sway your hips.â
Miss Burton smiled. âYouâre new here, arenât you?â
âYes. My first time.â
âAre you going to be in the class?â
âI guess so,â the man said, sounding rather pained. âI guess I have to.â
âWhy? Thereâs no law about it.â
âWell, you see I won a scholarship. I canât very well waste it.â
âWhat kind of scholarship?â
âThere was this advertisement in the paper showing pictures of people doing various kinds of dances. If you identified the dances correctly you were given a scholarÂship, thirty dollarsâ worth of free lessons. I won. I canât understand it exactly,â he added. âI mean, there are a lot of people know more about dancing than I do, thouÂsands of them. But I won.â
Miss Burton didnât want to hurt his feelings but she didnât want him to be taken in, either. He was so naïve and earnest, a little bit like Mr. Kellogg. âIâm sure you could win lots of real contests if you put your mind to it.â
âThis one wasnât real?â
âNo. Everybody won. It was just a come-on so the Kent Academy could get the names of people who are interÂested in dancing.â
âBut Iâm not interested in dancing. Iâm just interested in contests.â
Miss Burton whooped with laughter. âOh dear. Thatâs a good joke on the Academy. What other kind of contests do you go in for?â
âAny kind. Also tests. I buy all the magazines and do the tests, like, for instance, âWould You Make a Good Engineer?â, or âWhat Is Your Social I.Q.?â, or âCan You Qualify as a Quiz Contestant?â Things like that. I do pretty well in them.â He added with a sigh: âI guess theyâre rigged too, like this here contest.â
âOh, I donât believe that,â Miss Burton said loyally. âMaybe you really would make a good engineer.â
âI hope so. I do some engineering occasionally.â
âWhat kind of engineering?â
âItâs classified.â
âYou mean, like secret missiles and things?â
âThatâs close enough,â he replied. âWhat do you do?â
âMe? Oh, Iâm just a secretary. I work for Rupert KelÂlogg. Heâs an accountant.â
âIâve heard of him.â Too often , he thought. Much too often.
âHeâs the best accountant in town. The best boss too.â
âYou donât say.â
âOther bosses Iâve had used to get their mean days. Mr. Kellogg never has a
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