been. Asia had been done first because it was available. Now he had to stop this traveler, lest she get to the U.S. and organize opposition. He had to stop her here.
He returned to Sam. “Bottom line is this: We lost that damn thing and it is now running around Paris telling all of it’s fuckin’ friends that somebody’s onto them. I regard that as your fault. I’m sorry.”
“May I hang up?”
“You may not.”
“’Cause I have something to do. Important. Secret.”
“Tell me, does a ritual chewing out always make you need to take a dump?”
“Yes, it does.”
Paul carefully replaced the receiver in the cradle.
Becky and Charlie were staring at him.
“What?”
“What do you mean, what? What the hell did he say?”
“He’s a CIA bureaucrat. He said nothing.”
The skylight was now leaking in five places. As night fell, the immense skyscraper across the street began to light up. Whatever slight sense of privacy the room might have afforded was gone. Worse, there was no way to curtain off the skylight. At least two thousand office workers could look directly down into what was supposed to be a secret CIA safe house.
Paul stared up at the office building. “Let’s put together some dance numbers,” he said.
Charlie, who was, for some reason, practicing rolling cigarettes with a little machine, responded. “Stick a hat up there and maybe they’ll throw change.”
“Goddamnit, how are we gonna use this sty? Do either of you have a room that has a little privacy for us to work in, at least?”
“They’re way too small, boss,” Becky responded.
“Bullshit. We can manage.”
“More than one person in my cell and the zipper gets stuck.”
Paul thought, sounds like fun . He said, “Goddamnit!”
“Is this the cheapest hotel in Paris?” Charlie asked.
“Our employer is not in the habit of billeting its personnel in the cheapest anything. The Sans Douche is the cheapest inconveniently located piece-of-shit hotel in Paris. It’s conceivable, although just barely, that there exists another hotel with a marginally lower price. But it will not be as bad as the dear ol’ S.D. Would you care for some cat hair?” He slapped the bed, which was making him break out. “I’ve got plenty more than I need.”
“What we need is a plan of action,” Becky said, stating what was painfully obvious.
“What we need is a way to prevent the minister of the interior from calling in the ambassador and asking him why there are CIA personnel in Paris searching for the goddamn Bride of Dracula!”
“There was no Bride of Dracula, boss.”
“There damn well was a Bride of Dracula.”
“No, I don’t believe there was, actually.” Becky clicked the keys on her laptop a few times. “Nope. No Bride of Dracula, says the Internet Movie Database.”
“Take a letter. Steven Spielberg: ‘Stevie! Have I got an idea for you. It’s Dracula, except she’s a woman!’ Ladies and gentlemen, I will now retire.”
“Thing is, boss, how’re we gonna find her?”
“To fuck around with the French or not to fuck around with the French, that is the question.”
Charlie began to shuffle along beneath the skylight. “The problem is, we need to get this done.” He started singing, and that was terribly sad.
“ ’Cause she’s spreadin’ the news, she’s doin’ it today, ’cause she wants to be a part of it — ”
“Don’t they test for people like you anymore, Charles? I mean, when we signed on, the first thing they gave us was a test to see if we were ass-holes. In my generation.”
“Cold War’s over, boss. They’re putting the old assholes out to pasture, not hiring new ones.” The phone rang. It was Sam, back again for more punishment.
“Hey, bro.” They’d been in Cambodia together, in Laos. Paul Ward and Sam Mazur were allies of the blood and soul.
“Tell me something. Where’s a good place to get sick on the food in — where are we, again,
He returned to Sam. “Bottom line is this: We lost that damn thing and it is now running around Paris telling all of it’s fuckin’ friends that somebody’s onto them. I regard that as your fault. I’m sorry.”
“May I hang up?”
“You may not.”
“’Cause I have something to do. Important. Secret.”
“Tell me, does a ritual chewing out always make you need to take a dump?”
“Yes, it does.”
Paul carefully replaced the receiver in the cradle.
Becky and Charlie were staring at him.
“What?”
“What do you mean, what? What the hell did he say?”
“He’s a CIA bureaucrat. He said nothing.”
The skylight was now leaking in five places. As night fell, the immense skyscraper across the street began to light up. Whatever slight sense of privacy the room might have afforded was gone. Worse, there was no way to curtain off the skylight. At least two thousand office workers could look directly down into what was supposed to be a secret CIA safe house.
Paul stared up at the office building. “Let’s put together some dance numbers,” he said.
Charlie, who was, for some reason, practicing rolling cigarettes with a little machine, responded. “Stick a hat up there and maybe they’ll throw change.”
“Goddamnit, how are we gonna use this sty? Do either of you have a room that has a little privacy for us to work in, at least?”
“They’re way too small, boss,” Becky responded.
“Bullshit. We can manage.”
“More than one person in my cell and the zipper gets stuck.”
Paul thought, sounds like fun . He said, “Goddamnit!”
“Is this the cheapest hotel in Paris?” Charlie asked.
“Our employer is not in the habit of billeting its personnel in the cheapest anything. The Sans Douche is the cheapest inconveniently located piece-of-shit hotel in Paris. It’s conceivable, although just barely, that there exists another hotel with a marginally lower price. But it will not be as bad as the dear ol’ S.D. Would you care for some cat hair?” He slapped the bed, which was making him break out. “I’ve got plenty more than I need.”
“What we need is a plan of action,” Becky said, stating what was painfully obvious.
“What we need is a way to prevent the minister of the interior from calling in the ambassador and asking him why there are CIA personnel in Paris searching for the goddamn Bride of Dracula!”
“There was no Bride of Dracula, boss.”
“There damn well was a Bride of Dracula.”
“No, I don’t believe there was, actually.” Becky clicked the keys on her laptop a few times. “Nope. No Bride of Dracula, says the Internet Movie Database.”
“Take a letter. Steven Spielberg: ‘Stevie! Have I got an idea for you. It’s Dracula, except she’s a woman!’ Ladies and gentlemen, I will now retire.”
“Thing is, boss, how’re we gonna find her?”
“To fuck around with the French or not to fuck around with the French, that is the question.”
Charlie began to shuffle along beneath the skylight. “The problem is, we need to get this done.” He started singing, and that was terribly sad.
“ ’Cause she’s spreadin’ the news, she’s doin’ it today, ’cause she wants to be a part of it — ”
“Don’t they test for people like you anymore, Charles? I mean, when we signed on, the first thing they gave us was a test to see if we were ass-holes. In my generation.”
“Cold War’s over, boss. They’re putting the old assholes out to pasture, not hiring new ones.” The phone rang. It was Sam, back again for more punishment.
“Hey, bro.” They’d been in Cambodia together, in Laos. Paul Ward and Sam Mazur were allies of the blood and soul.
“Tell me something. Where’s a good place to get sick on the food in — where are we, again,
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