couple times a year.â
âMine, too. I think.â
âI thought you owned the place.â
âNot hardly.â
âHow many names of people of color at this school do you know, Moria?â
âI . . . ah . . .â
âItâs âthe Chinese chickâ or âthe black guy,â or âthe skinny Indian kid,â right?â She didnât give metime to answer. âBut you donât say âthe white kid with the big head,â when youâre describing Robby Knight, do you? Of course you donât. See? Itâs like that.â
I laughed. âRobby Knightâs head looks like a pumpkin, itâs so big!â She laughed. I liked her.
âHow long have you played field hockey?â
âTwo years. You?â
âYouâre way better than I am,â I admitted. âYou should be JV.â
âNot as a middle. Never going to happen.â
âHow many kids have parents who went here?â I asked. âLike us?â
âLegacies?â Latisha said. âA lot. A very lot. An extreme, very lot. This place is like an exclusive club or something. My dad acts like he still goes here sometimes. Itâs kinda weird. Itâs like even after all the time in the army, this place is more important to him, you know? But his friends, a whole bunch of his besties, are from his time here at Baskerville. Theyâre thick as thieves.â
âYou know . . . now that you mention it, my father has friends like that, too. From here. I wonder if they know each other, our fathers?â
âProbably. My dad is totally dedicated to this place.â
âLet me ask you this: Does your father happento have these group meetings with businessmen and lawyer-types late at night?â
âHow could you know that?â
Memories flooded me. âLike, four or five at a time? Expensive suits? Your dad all secretive about it?â
âMy dad is in the army. Heâs secretive about what he eats for breakfast. Itâs just the way he is.â
âHow long do the meetings last?â
âI donât know. Iâm never awake when they leave.â
âNever? Never once were you curious?â She looked as if Iâd caught her shoplifting. âLatisha?â
âMaybe. What about you?â
âOf course! Always! My brother and I are secret agents. We spy on Father constantly!â
âWhat about your mom?â
âI donât have one,â I said. âAt least I donât think so. Itâs complicated.â
âThatâs awful.â
âYou?â
âMy mom might as well be in the army, too. She does everything my dad wants. All the time.â
âThatâs good, right?â
âItâs too much, if you ask me. She says I know nothing about marriage and that when itâs my turn I can have the marriage I want.â
âSnap!â
âYeah, you got that right.â
âI kinda feel likeââ
I was interrupted by what sounded like a burp, or something youâd hear from one of the stalls, except it was only Latisha and me. We both looked at the drain as a second, throaty belch emanated from belowâa dragon fart, maybe? The toilets gurgled like boiling teapots. Something happened in the three showers that sounded like snakes hissing. Then the sinks chimed in, spinning the two of us around. We moved toward the door instinctively, but too late. The roomâs central drain erupted like Old Faithful spewing raw sewage in a blast of brown mist quickly followed by a stream of the unmentionable. Gobs of it. The drain itself broke free under the pressure and danced atop the vertical column of sludge like a tin hat. It splashed to the floor, which was already an inch deep and rising for our ankles. The stuff was filling the sinks, gushing over the rims of the toilets, and shooting from the shower drains.
It stopped. Latisha and I were brown and wet all the way
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