thin it a bit with whole milk, canned milk, or cream, and add
salt
pepper
lemon juice
grated onion
and there you are. Just keep on tasting.
You can proceed from there, if you like, and add some minced clams and a little Worcestershire. Or, if you haven’t been clam digging, use chopped anchovies or sardines.
If, in addition to the cream cheese, you have some sour cream in the house, and an avocado, these proportions work nicely:
FLORIDA DIP
1 large ripe avocado
3-ounce package cream cheese
½ cup sour cream
2 tablespoons fresh lemon juice
dash of Tabasco, salt, pepper
2-ounce can anchovies, diced (optional)
Mash the avocado till it’s lumpless, then blend in everything else.
Note:
When you use a hollowed-out red cabbage to hold a dip, it looks rather festive, and there’s no bowl to wash. On the other hand, when you use a bowl to hold a dip, there’s no cabbage to hollow out. You may take your choice.
CLASSIC CALIFORNIA DIP
(In case someone hasn’t heard.)
Combine a pint of sour cream with a package of onion-soup mix.
NEOCLASSIC CALIFORNIA DIP
Add onion-soup mix to a good big ripe mashed avocado, with one tablespoon of lemon juice.
OLIVE-OYSTER DIP
You start, of course, with your package of cream cheese. Cream it with mayonnaise, a tablespoon at a time, until it’s smooth and thick, then add a small jar of chopped-up smoked oysters and half a cupful of minced ripe olives, a bit of garlic salt, and a dash of lemon.
Another good thing to remember, in the canapé line, is stuffed eggs. They are easy, and they always get eaten up, which is important. Leftover canapés are difficult to cope with except by following our enduring Leftover Rule ( here ).
OLIVE EGGS
Hard boil some eggs, devil the yolks as you customarily do—with mayonnaise, mustard, sugar, vinegar, salt, pepper—and put a small pimento-stuffed olive in each egg, too.
GUSSIED EGGS
Hard boil some eggs and cut them lengthwise in three wedges (which makes the eggs look fancier and go farther). Then, when you devil the yolks, add anchovy paste to taste, or chili sauce, or deviled ham. Or you can add curry to them and put a little caviar on top, which makes a very gussied egg indeed.
About that anchovy paste, incidentally. A tube of it will keep almost forever in your refrigerator. A friend of mine has one she’s kept for six years (her husband can’t stand anchovy paste), and it’s still going strong.
HORSE-RADISH BREAD
Combine two tablespoons of horse-radish with a quarter of a cup of butter. Spread on thin-sliced bread rounds.
POTTED CHEESE
3 8-ounce packages sharp processed cheese
1 pound bacon, fried crisp, crumbled, drained
1 bunch green onions, diced small
Mix it all up and put it in a pretty oven-proof bowl, then bake it at 400˚ for twenty minutes. Serve hot or cold, as you like, with crackers.
PORTED CHEESE
(No cooking at all.)
Grate or grind half a pound of any processed cheese, then mash it till it’s smooth. Add two or three tablespoons of port wine, put in as many caraway seeds as you like—enough so they’re noticeable, anyhow—then press it into a pretty jar you can serve from. Cover it tightly and store it in the refrigerator.
And so we come to another well-known nonessential—the snack in the wee small hours.
There is no reason, of course, why anyone should eat anything at this time except for babies on the 2:00 a.m. feeding. Yet people do. After a full dinner and a football game or a movie or a committee meeting or practically any other sort of evening activity, people eat.
There are two kinds of late-snack invitations. One is the sort that a cheerful husband proffers the whole dance floor while the band plays “Good Night Ladies.” “Lesh all come over t’our housh for shcrambled eggsh!” (His wife is the
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