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God of Love
Oengus explained.
Maedbh gave a snort. âA lot of trouble was gone through to get you here?â she said.
âI have to find my uncle,â Oengus added.
âWhy find your uncle?â Venus asked.
âMy uncle may know where my father is,â Oengus said.
âHow would your uncle John know this?â Venus asked.
âMy father was also called Oengus. He committed a grave offence and was deprived of his name and his powers and sent to a place of punishment,â Oengus explained.
âWho told you this?â Maedbh asked.
âMy mother Danu.â
âThe Goddess Danu?â Venus asked in astonishment.
âThe very same,â Oengus said confidently, catching Maedbhâs eye. Maedbh looked equally astonished.
âWhat did he do?â Maedbh asked.
âAt the time he was acting God of Love and no one could resist him. He became very vain, or so Iâm told, but still charming.â
âYour mother, did he seduce her?â Maedbh guessed.
âAnd she is his sister,â Oengus said with an embarrassed blush.
âAnd you their child?â Venus said gently.
âSo who is God of Love now?â Maedbh asked.
âNo one, currently no one has the job of growing love in the universe,â Oengus said.
âThereâs a lot of love about,â Maedbh contradicted.
âYes but they say something has to be done for love is losing its momentum.â
âSo you have to find him?â Venus asked.
âYes, I must recover his sword. It is called the Great Fury. When I return it, it will become the sword of the God of Love.â
âWow,â Maedbh commented.
âAnd then?â Venus prompted.
âIâll be accepted into the world of Tir na Nhog, Danuâs world. I will no longer be a lost boy rejected by those who know me.â
Maedbh and Oengus continued with their breakfast in silence while Venus gave the revelations some thought.
âDo you have any powers?â Venus asked.
Oengus looked at them both as if wondering whether to reply.
âWell,â he began. âIâm told I have to be an apprentice and to learn about things. Specifically Iâm to spend some time on earth.â
âPowers?â Venus prompted.
âFor a start I am to be the God of Inconsequential Things.â
âWhat does that mean?â Maedbh asked, waving a spoonful of muesli.
âDanu said it was like a gap year. Iâm to study human ways and practice with small things.â
âWill you go to high school?â Maedbh asked.
âIâm not in need of much education. I took a long time to get to sixteen. My mother arranged for a mountain man called Gentle Michael to give me lessons. He was small but he knew a lot.â
âI once knew a leprechaun called Gentle Michael,â Venus said. âBut Danu says I led a sheltered life in Kerry. I must live with humankind, both good and bad,â Oengus added.
âWill you get a job?â Venus asked.
âI have a job. I am an apprentice God. And I have a credit card for essentials.â
âOK, so show us what a God of Inconsequential things can do,â Venus challenged.
Oengus screwed his face with concentration. Then he grinned a wide warm grin. âIâm not great at this,â he said.
They waited.
âWould the fall of a lump of sugar from this bowl be an inconsequential thing?â Oengus asked.
âI suppose so,â Venus said.
âI agree, it would be an inconsequential thing,â Maedbh said.
Oengus put his hand over the sugar bowl. Without him touching it, a square of sugar lump tumbled on to the table.
âThere, that was an inconsequential thing,â he said.
Venus gave a cat laugh and Maedbh grinned.
Embarrassed, Oengus braced himself and took a first sip of coffee. It was bitter sweet and he was glad heâd added milk and sugar.
âThis coffee will take a bit of getting used to,â he joked to hide
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