jail.”
“That’s just what they saying about me,” Hunta groused.
“You better get used to that, too, my dear. Because believe me, they haven’t even begun.”
Maxina certainly wasn’t much of a sugarcoater. Personally, I would have assured him that criminal charges would never be filed against him in this situation. Even in a civil suit, the burden of proof would be monstrous.
She kept illuminating me. “Here’s Problem A, Scott. In addition to the name connection, this little stag film of Bryan’s apparently has a familiar soundtrack.”
“You’re kidding.”
“We wish,” sighed Doug. “He was playing ‘Bitch Fiend’ in the background. For him, it was more than a name. It was a personal anthem. That’s very bad for us.”
Hunta pounded the water, splashing my leg. “What ‘us’? It’s bad for me! I’m the one they coming after! A white boy rapes her! He’s dead! So now they stringing me up in his place!”
Simba shielded Latisha. “Jer...”
He gathered himself, then rubbed his daughter’s head. “Look, y’all gotta find a way to kill that tape.”
“It won’t ever—”
“It doesn’t matter,” said Maxina, overriding me. “The tape will never hit the airwaves. The news of the tape, however, is going to be busting out all over. By Tuesday at the very latest. There’s no way in hell we can stop it. All we can hope to do is pull your ass out of this fire.”
She turned back to me. “Our main defense is that ‘Bitch Fiend’ is a morality tale. Both the song and the video are simply a story where Hunta plays a character.”
“A pathetic character!” he yelled. “That’s the whole point of it! This nigga’s so weak and so down on himself that he has to stick his jimmy in a different woman each night so he can feel like a man. He even tapes and watches his own sex because he’s like a spectator in his own life. It was some deep shit, man. I was using subtext.”
Simba eyed me with dark curiosity. “Does that surprise you? That it was a think piece instead of the usual tits-and-ass number?”
Yes. “No. But then I don’t speak for the moral crusaders. Sadly, they don’t see the difference between portraying something and endorsing it.”
“Unless you a white artist,” Hunta growled. “Nobody went after Clapton when that motherfucka said he shot the sheriff.”
Nobody went after Marley either, but this wasn’t the time to nitpick.
“Is there anyplace on record where you explain the lyrics?” I asked.
“I always explain where my words are coming from! But they always take that shit out! If I say we black people can’t keep shootin’ each other, they only play the part where I say, ‘Keep shootin’ each other.’”
“In answer to your question, yes,” said Doug. “Jeremy did an interview for BET last year where he defended the point of ‘Bitch Fiend.’ Maxina’s people are working to procure the footage.”
I guessed as much. The real stumper was what the hell they needed me for.
Maxina read my thought balloon and shot me a canny grin. “Scott, you need to know this stuff but you don’t have to worry about it. This is my part of the project. I’ve got a staff of thirty working around the clock. We brought you in for Problem B. It’s very important, very delicate, and it might get a little dirt on your hands. Are you okay with that?”
“Depends. I’m fine at digging dirt, but I’m not so good at throwing it. Especially at clean people.”
“This bitch ain’t clean,” Hunta muttered.
A crisp, tense air wafted into the bathroom. Most of it circulated around Simba, who could have frozen the whole tub.
“Okay,” said Maxina, getting up. “The dry folks can take it from here.”
Simba rolled her eyes. “It’s all right. I’m not made of glass.”
“No, but this toilet is. So unless you get a nice big couch in here, I’m moving this meeting to a more comfortable room. Besides, I’m getting tired of looking at your skinny
“That’s just what they saying about me,” Hunta groused.
“You better get used to that, too, my dear. Because believe me, they haven’t even begun.”
Maxina certainly wasn’t much of a sugarcoater. Personally, I would have assured him that criminal charges would never be filed against him in this situation. Even in a civil suit, the burden of proof would be monstrous.
She kept illuminating me. “Here’s Problem A, Scott. In addition to the name connection, this little stag film of Bryan’s apparently has a familiar soundtrack.”
“You’re kidding.”
“We wish,” sighed Doug. “He was playing ‘Bitch Fiend’ in the background. For him, it was more than a name. It was a personal anthem. That’s very bad for us.”
Hunta pounded the water, splashing my leg. “What ‘us’? It’s bad for me! I’m the one they coming after! A white boy rapes her! He’s dead! So now they stringing me up in his place!”
Simba shielded Latisha. “Jer...”
He gathered himself, then rubbed his daughter’s head. “Look, y’all gotta find a way to kill that tape.”
“It won’t ever—”
“It doesn’t matter,” said Maxina, overriding me. “The tape will never hit the airwaves. The news of the tape, however, is going to be busting out all over. By Tuesday at the very latest. There’s no way in hell we can stop it. All we can hope to do is pull your ass out of this fire.”
She turned back to me. “Our main defense is that ‘Bitch Fiend’ is a morality tale. Both the song and the video are simply a story where Hunta plays a character.”
“A pathetic character!” he yelled. “That’s the whole point of it! This nigga’s so weak and so down on himself that he has to stick his jimmy in a different woman each night so he can feel like a man. He even tapes and watches his own sex because he’s like a spectator in his own life. It was some deep shit, man. I was using subtext.”
Simba eyed me with dark curiosity. “Does that surprise you? That it was a think piece instead of the usual tits-and-ass number?”
Yes. “No. But then I don’t speak for the moral crusaders. Sadly, they don’t see the difference between portraying something and endorsing it.”
“Unless you a white artist,” Hunta growled. “Nobody went after Clapton when that motherfucka said he shot the sheriff.”
Nobody went after Marley either, but this wasn’t the time to nitpick.
“Is there anyplace on record where you explain the lyrics?” I asked.
“I always explain where my words are coming from! But they always take that shit out! If I say we black people can’t keep shootin’ each other, they only play the part where I say, ‘Keep shootin’ each other.’”
“In answer to your question, yes,” said Doug. “Jeremy did an interview for BET last year where he defended the point of ‘Bitch Fiend.’ Maxina’s people are working to procure the footage.”
I guessed as much. The real stumper was what the hell they needed me for.
Maxina read my thought balloon and shot me a canny grin. “Scott, you need to know this stuff but you don’t have to worry about it. This is my part of the project. I’ve got a staff of thirty working around the clock. We brought you in for Problem B. It’s very important, very delicate, and it might get a little dirt on your hands. Are you okay with that?”
“Depends. I’m fine at digging dirt, but I’m not so good at throwing it. Especially at clean people.”
“This bitch ain’t clean,” Hunta muttered.
A crisp, tense air wafted into the bathroom. Most of it circulated around Simba, who could have frozen the whole tub.
“Okay,” said Maxina, getting up. “The dry folks can take it from here.”
Simba rolled her eyes. “It’s all right. I’m not made of glass.”
“No, but this toilet is. So unless you get a nice big couch in here, I’m moving this meeting to a more comfortable room. Besides, I’m getting tired of looking at your skinny
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