of those big happy families that blend together and have one another on speed-dial. As far as I know, our basic family arrangement, to date, is as follows:
Elinor looks down on Mum and Dad (too suburban).
Mum resents Elinor (too snooty).
Dad quite likes Elinor but thinks she’s a stiff old stick (fair point).
Luke and Elinor are barely talking.
Minnie loves everyone, especially “Grana” (Mum) and “Lady” (Elinor). But she’s asleep in bed, so she’s not much help.
So. Nowhere in this scenario is Mum and Elinor are best friends. In fact, I didn’t even know Mum had Elinor’s number. As I glance at Luke, I see a darkening frown on his face.
“What are you expecting my mother to do?” he says flatly.
“We’re going out now, to discuss the situation,” says Mum. “She’s never been to Las Vegas before and neither have we, so we’re going to have a ladies’ night out.”
“Girl power!” chimes in Janice eagerly.
“You look nice, Elinor.” I can’t help adding my bit. “Lovely dress.”
It was me who suggested that Elinor wear a wrap dress instead of her endless stiff suits. And, look, she’s taken my advice again! She’s in a black-and-white print dress, which fits her perfectly—I think she must have had this one altered—and makes her look so much more feminine. Next I’m going to suggest layering her hair. (One thing at a time, though.)
I can tell Luke is pissed off with Mum, although he’s trying to hide it.
“Mother,” he says. “Please don’t feel you have to be dragged into this. It was inappropriate of Jane to call you.”
“ Inappropriate ?” retorts Mum. “Elinor’s family, aren’t you, Elinor?”
“She’s been in ill health recently,” says Luke. “The last thing she needs is to be drawn into some family drama. Mother…” He turns to Elinor. “If you haven’t already eaten, I suggest the two of us go out for a late dinner. Becky, you don’t mind, do you?”
“No,” I say hurriedly. “Not at all. You go.”
“Because the truth is…” Luke sounds awkward as he addresses Elinor. “Well, the fact is, I didn’t behave well the other night. And I’d like to make it up to you. I think we need an opportunity to build bridges….” Luke pauses, rubbing his neck, and I know he’s finding this hard, especially in front of everyone. “And I have some apologizing to do. Please let me start with dinner.”
“I appreciate your words, Luke,” says Elinor after a stiff little pause. “Thank you. I think, if you are willing, that we could…” She seems just as awkward as Luke. “We could…draw a line under the past and begin again?”
I catch my breath and glance at Luke. I can’t quite believe I’m hearing the words “draw a line ” and “begin again.” They’re making up! Finally! Hopefully they’ll have a lovely long bonding dinner and talk it through and everything will be different from now on.
“Wonderful!” Luke’s face breaks into a relieved smile. “I can’t think of anything I’d like better. Why don’t I book us a table, we’ll have dinner, maybe talk about that holiday in the Hamptons we were planning—”
“I haven’t finished,” Elinor interrupts. “I appreciate your words, Luke, and I would like to put our past difficulties behind us. But I have decided that tonight…” She pauses. “I will go out with Jane and Janice.”
My jaw actually drops. Elinor and Mum? Out together? In Las Vegas?
“That’s right.” Mum pats Elinor’s shoulder. “You come and have fun with us.”
“Girl power!” exclaims Janice again. Her cheeks are pink, and I wonder how many mini-bottles of wine she’s had.
“You want to go out with them ? Not me ?” asks Luke, as though he can’t believe it.
To be fair, it is quite unbelievable. When Elinor first met my family, she was so snobby, she behaved as though all the Bloomwoods had some sort of plague.
“Jane has some photographs of Minnie she has promised to show me,” says
Elinor looks down on Mum and Dad (too suburban).
Mum resents Elinor (too snooty).
Dad quite likes Elinor but thinks she’s a stiff old stick (fair point).
Luke and Elinor are barely talking.
Minnie loves everyone, especially “Grana” (Mum) and “Lady” (Elinor). But she’s asleep in bed, so she’s not much help.
So. Nowhere in this scenario is Mum and Elinor are best friends. In fact, I didn’t even know Mum had Elinor’s number. As I glance at Luke, I see a darkening frown on his face.
“What are you expecting my mother to do?” he says flatly.
“We’re going out now, to discuss the situation,” says Mum. “She’s never been to Las Vegas before and neither have we, so we’re going to have a ladies’ night out.”
“Girl power!” chimes in Janice eagerly.
“You look nice, Elinor.” I can’t help adding my bit. “Lovely dress.”
It was me who suggested that Elinor wear a wrap dress instead of her endless stiff suits. And, look, she’s taken my advice again! She’s in a black-and-white print dress, which fits her perfectly—I think she must have had this one altered—and makes her look so much more feminine. Next I’m going to suggest layering her hair. (One thing at a time, though.)
I can tell Luke is pissed off with Mum, although he’s trying to hide it.
“Mother,” he says. “Please don’t feel you have to be dragged into this. It was inappropriate of Jane to call you.”
“ Inappropriate ?” retorts Mum. “Elinor’s family, aren’t you, Elinor?”
“She’s been in ill health recently,” says Luke. “The last thing she needs is to be drawn into some family drama. Mother…” He turns to Elinor. “If you haven’t already eaten, I suggest the two of us go out for a late dinner. Becky, you don’t mind, do you?”
“No,” I say hurriedly. “Not at all. You go.”
“Because the truth is…” Luke sounds awkward as he addresses Elinor. “Well, the fact is, I didn’t behave well the other night. And I’d like to make it up to you. I think we need an opportunity to build bridges….” Luke pauses, rubbing his neck, and I know he’s finding this hard, especially in front of everyone. “And I have some apologizing to do. Please let me start with dinner.”
“I appreciate your words, Luke,” says Elinor after a stiff little pause. “Thank you. I think, if you are willing, that we could…” She seems just as awkward as Luke. “We could…draw a line under the past and begin again?”
I catch my breath and glance at Luke. I can’t quite believe I’m hearing the words “draw a line ” and “begin again.” They’re making up! Finally! Hopefully they’ll have a lovely long bonding dinner and talk it through and everything will be different from now on.
“Wonderful!” Luke’s face breaks into a relieved smile. “I can’t think of anything I’d like better. Why don’t I book us a table, we’ll have dinner, maybe talk about that holiday in the Hamptons we were planning—”
“I haven’t finished,” Elinor interrupts. “I appreciate your words, Luke, and I would like to put our past difficulties behind us. But I have decided that tonight…” She pauses. “I will go out with Jane and Janice.”
My jaw actually drops. Elinor and Mum? Out together? In Las Vegas?
“That’s right.” Mum pats Elinor’s shoulder. “You come and have fun with us.”
“Girl power!” exclaims Janice again. Her cheeks are pink, and I wonder how many mini-bottles of wine she’s had.
“You want to go out with them ? Not me ?” asks Luke, as though he can’t believe it.
To be fair, it is quite unbelievable. When Elinor first met my family, she was so snobby, she behaved as though all the Bloomwoods had some sort of plague.
“Jane has some photographs of Minnie she has promised to show me,” says
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