the pain of this particular extraction.
Judith the Compassionate was the next to speak. âWeâve had even more complaints, Martyâfrom quite a variety of your patients.â She glanced down at a folder in front of her.âI have them right hereâwould you care to look them over?â
Martin grinned, imagining that they were all bobbing heads in a shooting gallery, and he was firing away with the disgruntled joy of a postal worker. âNo thanks.â
Banning the Halitoxic snatched the folder away from Judith and flipped through the pages.
âA Mrs. Susan Bernstein claims that you injected her daughterâs anesthetic right through her tongue.â
Whatâs the problem? The little bitch is pierced just about everywhere else. Martin only grinned. Banning continued.
âAnd a Tommy Watkins claims that you carved your initials in his molar.â
Just like heâs been tagging his initials all over town. The spray paint was still on his fingertips. Martin only grinned. Banning angrily flipped a page.
âAnd now, a Mr. Fisher claims that this very morning, you urinated into his rinse sink during your examination! I couldnât believe it!â
âI could,â mumbled one of Banningâs minions.
Banning slapped the grievance folder on the table for emphasis. âGood God, what were you thinking?!â
That Fisher was a prick in a power tie who deserved a little piss on his life. âListen, Iâve got a pulpotomy in ten, are we almost through here?â
The tribunal of dental pharisees gave each other hot-potato glances, wondering who would deliver the bad tidings. Banning, of course, took the initiative. âWe know youâve suffered great loss, Marty. No one should have to bear the death of a wife and childâGod knows we all feel for you . . . but behavior like this . . . Well, whatever the reason, we just canât tolerate it any longer.â
And then the potato went round.
âYouâve left us vulnerable to a dozen lawsuits.â
âWe could be closed down!â
âThatâs why weâve got to take action.â
âQuick action.â
âIn everyoneâs best interests.â
âIncluding yours, Marty.â
âYouâll agree with us.â
âIn time.â
âIn time.â
âAnd for God sakes, Marty, please get some help.â
It was a mighty fine ice-cream sundae of a dismissal, with all the fixings. Then someoneâMartin couldnât even remember whoâcame up with the cherry to top it off.
âWe want you to know that weâre all here for you, if you need us.â
The buildingâs seventy-year-old security guard supervised the cleaning out of his desk, and his departure from the building five minutes later.
M ARTIN DIDNâT DRIVE STRAIGHT home. Eureka was a small town and nothing was more than fifteen minutes away from anything else, so finding a slow, meandering route was difficult. He took in a matinee, then stopped at Chickâs Sporting Goods, picking out some baseball items his son would have liked, had he and his mother not drowned in four hundred million cubic yards of water. At the funeral, his pastor had lauded the mysterious ways of God. His golf buddies had shaken their heads, mumbling about lifeâs curveballs, before returning to their families and rejoicing in their own domestic torpor. Well, there were curveballs, and there were wild, skull-crushing pitches. This particular pitch had been thrown by a redheaded teenager, who Martin had once believed was God himself.
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