university, especially since you got there under false pretences.â
âFalse pretences?â replied Penny, puzzled.
âIndeed so.â A good few inches taller than her, Nicolas peered sternly down at his former charge. âYouâll no doubt recall the quite disproportionate difficulties you had with mathematics?â
âI did try,â Penny sulked petulantly, âbut however much it was explained I just couldnât retain the basics, and the mere mention of geometry was enough to make me sweat.â
Her implicit appeal to his sympathy fell on deaf ears. âAs, I suspect, so will what I have to say next,â he said.
Penny stared blankly back at him, anxious and uneasy.
âIn order to get a university place a GCSE pass in maths is a minimum requirement,â he went on. âI not only taught you but also invigilated the exam, during which I saw you copying equations from a concealed scrap of paper. Of course I informed the headmaster.â
Pennyâs throat was dry, her voice almost gone. âI wasnât really cheating,â she said lamely, âIâve already told you, it was just so hardâ¦â
âThe headmaster,â continued Mr Knight, âwas more concerned with exam results and league tables, so I was persuaded, reluctantly, to keep my counsel.â
âThen itâs all in the past,â said Penny, with a sigh of relief.
âNot at all, young lady,â relied Knight. âThe old exam papers and invigilatorâs notes are kept for ten years. Brought to the attention of your employer, or the university, they might well cause you some embarrassment.â
âOr get my degree rescinded,â Penny said heavily.
âHowever,â Mr Knight added brightly, âthere is an upside to this dilemma. I have the honour of being appointed headmaster of the new school.â
âYou?â said Penny, incredulously.
âDonât look so surprised, my credentials and performance were judged more than up to the task.â
âSorry, I didnât mean to be disrespectful,â she replied quickly, eyes downcast, no longer the confident young professional but a wayward pupil brought to book.
âWe thus have an ideal opportunity to resolve this disgraceful matter,â went on Mr Knight. âIn two days this building will be demolished, so who knows what might fortuitously go astray?â He raised an eyebrow, significantly.
Penny forced a desperate smile. âOh, I see.â
âI very much doubt it,â Knight responded sarcastically. âBut now youâre appraised of the alternative, no doubt youâll cooperate.â
Penny was acutely aware of being in very deep trouble.
âI think some form of punishment is appropriate,â he continued. âA short, sharp, retributory shock.â
âPunishment?â Penny gasped. âBut Iâm not a pupil here.â
âI thought you were following my line of reasoning,â he said sharply. âI still have the records.â
âBut thatâs blackmail.â
âRubbish,â he snorted. âHowever, if you wish to be pigheadedâ¦â
âNo, no I donât,â said Penny, backtracking quickly. âI suppose some sort of penance is no more than I deserve.â
âExcellent. Weâll use the maths room, SC3, on the opposite side of the school⦠to avoid any inconvenient disturbance.â
âWhat sort of⦠punishment ⦠had you in mind?â she asked cautiously, barely able to believe what was unfolding.
âI propose to cane you, Miss Harman,â he stated with stunning frankness.
âCane me?â Penny was thunderstruck. âBut th-thatâs illegal,â she stammered.
âItâs illegal for a teacher to strike a pupil,â Mr Knight replied reasonably. âHowever, as you yourself so rightly pointed out, you are not a pupil here but an adult, entering into
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