idea.
âNow I can finally find out for myself,â I said.
I flung open the door to my cage and scurried to the edge of the table and slid down the cord hanging from the blinds.
Getting to Mrs. Brisbaneâs desk was easy.
Getting on Mrs. Brisbaneâs desk was VERY-VERY-VERY difficult. In fact, it would have been completely impossible, except for those little bars between the chair legs. I think theyâre called ârungs,â but donât ask me why.
However, climbing the chair that way meant reaching up as high as I could, grabbing hold and then pulling myself up, rung by rung, with all my might. (Iâm strong because I get so much exercise.)
Then, balancing on the top rung, I had to reach up high again, pull myself up and slide onto the seat of the chair.
After stopping to catch my breath, I reached up one more time, pulled myself up to the arm of the chair and rested again.
Luckily, Mrs. Brisbane always pushes her chair under the desk, so from the arm of the chair, it wasnât too difficult to pull myself up onto the desktop.
Although I was eager to get to the cards, I couldnât help noticing Rockinâ Akiâs hamster ball.
I took a closer look. Iâd really only seen Aki up close when he was moving. Now, he was completely still. He actually didnât look much like a hamster at all. His fur wasnât shiny and golden like mine, and his eyes were lifeless pieces of plastic. I felt a little sorry for him.
I decided to concentrate on the cards. One big card said Brisbaneâs Buddies and the rest were laid out in pairs. Each card had one studentâs name on it. Above each pair was a label that said something different.
âIt looks like some kind of game, Og!â I squeaked to my friend. âIâll try to figure it out.â
I strolled up and down the rows of cards, reading the labels: Teacherâs Assistants, Door and Line Monitors, Homework Collectors.
âTheyâre classroom jobs, Og!â I squeaked. âMrs. Brisbane is pairing up two people for each job so theyâll have to work together. Isnât that a good idea?â
âBOING-BOING!â Og twanged.
âBulletin Board Designers . . . oh, and listen to this job: Animal Handlers,â I told him.
âBOING-BOING-BOING!â Og replied, splashing loudly in his tank.
Now that I understood what Brisbaneâs Buddies were, I started reading the names she had paired together.
âPaul G. and Kelsey, Thomas and Phoebe, Holly and Rosie . . .â I suddenly stopped. Mrs. Brisbane had worked hard and done a good job. But I had a few ideas of my own. Since part of my job as a classroom hamster is to help the teacher, I decided it would be okay for me to lend her a paw. She needed all the help she could get.
âIâm just going to make a few teeny-weeny changes, Og,â I explained to my friend as I carefully started moving the cards around.
What may seem like a little card to a human is actually a HUGE card to a small hamster, so it took a lot of time and effort to move them and line them up.
I was thinking so hard about what I was doing, I forgot about Aki until I accidentally backed into his hamster ball. I guess I hit the switch, because lights began to flash and the ball started to loop and twirl across the desk.
âRockinâ Aki! Rock ânâ roll rules!â The ball spun wildly.
âStop it, Aki!â I squeaked. Then I remembered he wasnât real.
The ball twirled across the cards, which slowed it down.
BUMPITY-BUMP-BUMP!
Aki had seemed like a lot of fun when it was daytime and all my friends were there. But now, his hamster ball was rocking and rolling out of control! Twice, it spun dangerously near the edge of the table. If it fell off, it would be broken forever and Mrs. Brisbane would be VERY-VERY-VERY upset.
There had to be some way to shut it off. I could see the little on/off button as it spun across the desk, but every
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