I wasnât in the mood for any laid-back bullshit and as I steered him towards Benâs house â I couldnât call him Benedict â I told him all the stuff that had gone down. Meeting with the psycho nunâs brother, then her giving me the feather, her call . . . and her ominous final warning about what had happened to her brother for his âbetrayalâ.
Weâd reached the Fair Green by now, not a spitaway from the church where the priest had been decapitated. This had been the case where Father Malachy had enlisted my help to try and find whoever had killed the priest. Iâd like to say it had turned out well. It hadnât.
Stewart stopped. âPhew, slow down. Let me digest some of this.â
Digest?
I said, âWeâre not having fucking lunch, weâre trying to see if a poor bastard needs help.â
He still wasnât moving. I wanted to wallop him, hard.
He asked in that ultra-cool tone, âSo why didnât you call Ridge? You want her back in action.â
I said through gritted teeth, âBecause it looks like sheâs making marriage plans.â
That finally got a stir out of him. He nearly gasped. âWow! Whoâs the lucky woman?â
How much had we changed in our society that he naturally presumed it was a woman. I know he knew Ridge was gay, but the ease with which he asked was still startling.
I said, âLook, can we do all this shite later?â
He finally moved, said, âJack, donât you ever wish for a more . . . uneventful life?â
I could have gone deep and said,
I wish for some peace
. Like that was going to happen. I went with âI wish youâd shut the fuck up.â
He did.
We got to the house and the door opened at our touch.
I said, âIâll go first.â
He nearly smiled. âThatâs why we pay you the big bucks.â
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We found him upstairs in bed. He looked terrible.
He said, âJack, my constant visitor, youâve arrived with little time to spare. My sister was here and persuaded me to have a drink.â
His smile was almost beatific in its glow. He continued, âIâm always up for a drink â Iâm sure you can empathize. But she had laced it with some kind of poison, not too painful but deadly . . . I can feel my life pouring away and it seems sort of fitting that you should be the witness to my demise.â
âIâll call an ambulance.â
He shook his head. âHave one for the road with me, Jack. A drink, that is, not an ambulance.â
He gave a small laugh at his wit and it caused a horrendous bout of coughing. He managed to gasp, âGod in heaven, Iâm glad I never smoked.â
I had, alas, seen enough men die to know he was right. Already that waxen pallor had circled his face.
There was a bottle of Bushmills on the dresser and some glasses. I poured two large ones, handed one to him.
He studied the glass as if it might tell him something.
âWhat shall we drink to, Jack?â
Jesus wept.
Long life?
He said, âLetâs toast the friendship we might have had.â
We clinked glasses and drank deep.
I felt such a wave of affection for this man. I didnât try to figure why, it was just instinct.
We heard Stewart climbing the stairs.
Stewart, on seeing the colour of the man, looked like he was going to throw up. So much for fucking Zen.
Benedict said, âThereâs some nice iced water in the fridge downstairs if you feel faint.â
Jesus, I couldnât help but like this poor sad bastard. He was unable to move because of his sheer girth and he still had fucking manners. That killed me, and I swore an oath, an unholy one, that Iâd make that bitch suffer as I killed her.
He said, âJack, itâs OK, I donât mind shuffling off this mortal coil, if youâll excuse my showing off my little learning. And as they say in the Claddagh, âDeath was a blessed
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