Sailing Alone Around the Room

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muffled under the music,
    barking, barking, barking,
    and now I can see him sitting in the orchestra,
    his head raised confidently as if Beethoven
    had included a part for barking dog.
    When the record finally ends he is still barking,
    sitting there in the oboe section barking,
    his eyes fixed on the conductor who is
    entreating him with his baton
    while the other musicians listen in respectful
    silence to the famous barking dog solo,
    that endless coda that first established
    Beethoven as an innovative genius.

Walking Across
the Atlantic
    I wait for the holiday crowd to clear the beach
    before stepping onto the first wave.
    Soon I am walking across the Atlantic
    thinking about Spain,
    checking for whales, waterspouts.
    I feel the water holding up my shifting weight.
    Tonight I will sleep on its rocking surface.
    But for now I try to imagine what
    this must look like to the fish below,
    the bottoms of my feet appearing, disappearing.

Plight of the Troubadour
    For a good hour I have been singing lays
    in langue d’oc to a woman who knows
    only langue d’oïl, an odd Picard dialect
    at that.
    The European love lyric is flourishing
    with every tremor of my voice,
    yet a friend has had to tap my shoulder
    to tell me she has not caught a word.
    My sentiments are tangled like kites
    in the branches of her incomprehension,
    and soon I will be lost in an anthology
    and poets will no longer wear hats like mine.
    Provence will be nothing more
    than a pink hue on a map or an answer on a test.
    And still the woman smiles over at me
    feigning this look of sisterly understanding.

The Lesson
    In the morning when I found History
    snoring heavily on the couch,
    I took down his overcoat from the rack
    and placed its weight over my shoulder blades.
    It would protect me on the cold walk
    into the village for milk and the paper
    and I figured he would not mind,
    not after our long conversation the night before.
    How unexpected his blustering anger
    when I returned covered with icicles,
    the way he rummaged through the huge pockets
    making sure no major battle or English queen
    had fallen out and become lost in the deep snow.

Winter Syntax
    A sentence starts out like a lone traveler
    heading into a blizzard at midnight,
    tilting into the wind, one arm shielding his face,
    the tails of his thin coat flapping behind him.
    There are easier ways of making sense,
    the connoisseurship of gesture, for example.
    You hold a girl’s face in your hands like a vase.
    You lift a gun from the glove compartment
    and toss it out the window into the desert heat.
    These cool moments are blazing with silence.
    The full moon makes sense. When a cloud crosses it
    it becomes as eloquent as a bicycle leaning
    outside a drugstore or a dog who sleeps all afternoon
    in a corner of the couch.
    Bare branches in winter are a form of writing.
    The unclothed body is autobiography.
    Every lake is a vowel, every island a noun.
    But the traveler persists in his misery,
    struggling all night through the deepening snow,
    leaving a faint alphabet of bootprints
    on the white hills and the white floors of valleys,
    a message for field mice and passing crows.
    At dawn he will spot the vine of smoke
    rising from your chimney, and when he stands
    before you shivering, draped in sparkling frost,
    a smile will appear in the beard of icicles,
    and the man will express a complete thought.

Advice to Writers
    Even if it keeps you up all night,
    wash down the walls and scrub the floor
    of your study before composing a syllable.
    Clean the place as if the Pope were on his way.
    Spotlessness is the niece of inspiration.
    The more you clean, the more brilliant
    your writing will be, so do not hesitate to take
    to the open fields to scour the undersides
    of rocks or swab in the dark forest
    upper branches, nests full of eggs.
    When you find your way back home
    and stow the sponges and brushes under the sink,
    you will behold in the light of dawn
    the immaculate altar of your desk,
    a clean

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