movies donât scare me, but surprises do.â Delaney was PLCâs comic reliefâuntil she became a big sister a few months ago. But no matter how âseriousâ and responsible she tried to be, she was always the life of the party with a flair for the dramatic.
The DVD began to play, and beautiful pink posies appeared on the screen. Then yellow daisies, then white chrysanthemums. There was sweeping music, and the words âMy Fair Ladyâ and a list of names materialized.
âThis doesnât look like The Blob .â Kylie sighed.
Lexi leaned in for a closer look. âNo! Itâs beautiful!â
Sadie giggled. âBut Kylie thinks The Blob is beautiful.â
âYou bet I do,â Kylie grumped.
âIn a red, ooey-gooey kinda way,â Delaney said.
âWatching The Blob always kind of makes me hungry for Jell-O,â Jenna added. âWith whipped cream and bananas.â
âGuys! Can we please focus on the movie!â Lexi insisted. âWhat do you think Julietteâs surprise is? Do you think it has to do with flowers? Maybe weâre doing cupcakes for the New York Botanical Garden!â
Just then, a figure appeared on-screen. He was a proper English gentleman with a proper English accent. He wore a tweed hat and a trench coat, and was making quite a fuss over the way a girl selling flowers was speaking.
âI think my sister did this musical in tenth grade,â Jenna said. âThis guy is gonna teach her how to be a lady.â
âItâs based on a famous play by George Bernard Shaw called Pygmalion ,â Mrs. Carson explained.
Kylie wrinkled her nose. âWho would name their play Pig-Mail ? Pigs play in the mud. They donât deliver mail.â
Her mom giggled. â Pygmalion . It has nothing to do with pigs, and itâs a classic. But Iâll let Juliette explain the significance when she gets here.â
All the girls were enthralled with the movieâall except Kylie. The man on the screen was complaining, âWhy canât the English teach their children how to speak?â He looked angry and frustrated, and she knew just how he felt.
Why couldnât her cupcake club simply watch a monster movie?
By the time their club advisor arrived, they had reached the part in the movie where Eliza Doolittle, the flower girl, and Henry Higgins, the language teacher, were waltzing around his study singing âThe Rain in Spain.â
âThis is the best movie Iâve ever seen,â Lexi exclaimed.
âI know!â Delaney chimed in, jumping on the couch and singing along. âWho knew the rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain?â
âIâm so glad you feel that way,â Juliette said, taking off her coat. âItâs pretty magical, isnât it?â
Kylie rolled her eyes. âI donât get whatâs so great about it. He teaches her how to pronounce her words with some silly rain-plain-Spain tongue twister. Big deal. Itâs not like he killed any vampires or zombies!â
Juliette chuckled. âI donât think Henry Higgins would make a very good vampire slayer,â she told Kylie. âI suppose Rodney will be relieved to hear that.â
Kylie wondered why Julietteâs fiancé would even careâaside from the fact that his last name was Higgins too. Mr. Higgins was always swept up in teaching Shakespeare to kids at Blakely Elementary. He was a trained actor, just like Juliette, and he loved catching his audience off guard. He had, after all, planted Julietteâs engagement ring in a cupcake! Maybe he was behind all this. âDoes this have to do with your surprise?â she asked Juliette.
âIt does.â Juliette paused the DVD and cleared her throat. âRodney is going to be playing Henry Higgins in a new revival of Pygmalion in the West End.â
âAwesome!â Delaney cheered. âCan we go see his opening night in the city?
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