Rent Me By The Hour

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time again. I really need to find another hiring system where I am not doing as much as I am doing. Surprisingly, Martha didn’t have anything to gossip about. She gives me a crooked smile and minds her own business.
     
    We head home. I season three pieces of chicken breast, rinse three huge potatoes, peel three ears of corn and pop it all in the oven. While our dinner is cooking I tend to our animals. I take another shower making sure I remove everything that happened earlier. Jeremiah’s finger’s felt incredible. I wish we weren’t interrupted. I wondered if we would have done more if we weren’t.
     
    Once the kids were done with their homework, dinner was ready. We eat and talk about our day. Of course I always exclude what happened at my job. My kids know I am the boss for some company but for what company, they do not know, and I’m going to leave it that way. I’ve told them I do not have to be at the office all the time so that gives me more time with them. They’re happy with how my job works, and so am I.
     
    Jordan and Jocelyn help me load the dishwasher. We watch Survivor together on the couch. Once it was eight thirty, I tuck them in bed then I to go to bed. As much as I want to think about Jeremiah again, I’m just too exhausted, that I crash.
     

Chapter 6
     

     
    Tuesday morning, I head to the office again after dropping off the kids to school so I can make sure everything is running smoothly. I need do something different from what I’ve done before. I ask Amanda to do a two girl show with Rachel, Andrea, and Emily. I am just so pooped. Amanda has worked for me since I opened this place, so she knows what I expect for the services they provide for the clients. I think I’m going to hire Amanda as the trainer . I’ll be paying her extra so I can just relax. I sit with Carmen for a while to monitor the new girls.
     
    “ That guy Jeremy called again this morning to see if you were coming to work today and if not he wanted me to get a hold of you.” Carmen hands me a small piece of paper with his name and number, “He said it was important you contact him right away.”
     
    Shaking my head I take the paper from her. I’ll have the damn lunch with him today so he can fucking leave me alone about it. I have some time before I need to head to his hotel. Carmen and I sit in the office talking about my previous experiences in the business.
     
    “ What’s the weirdest thing a guy asked you to do in this business?” Carmen pries.
     
    “ The weirdest? Ah. I think when a guy asked me to do a Scheisser on him. I’ve heard of golden showers and brown showers. But I never heard of a Scheisser.”
     
    “ Isn’t that when the guy shits in your mouth?”
     
    “ Oh my god. You’ve heard of it?”
     
    “ Jose’s friend was talking about it.” Jose is Carmen’s husband.
     
    “ Yeah I goggled it.” I confess. “It’s when a guy shits in the girl’s mouth. But I’ll be damn if a guy shits in my mouth. I’ll be the one doing the shitting.”
     
    “ Well did you do it?” Carmen giggles.
     
    “ Hell the fuck no. I can’t shit in front a guy, how much more shitting in his mouth. He even offered to pay me two thousand dollars, but I couldn’t do it.”
     
    “ Two thousand dollars?” Carmen hollers, “I will shit in anyone’s mouth for two thousand dollars. I can’t poop in front of Jose either, but if I was in this business and a guy offered me that much to shit in his mouth, I will be happy to grant his wish.”
     
    We bust out laughing. “Well what’s the most embarrassing thing you’ve done?” Carmen polls while watching the security monitors.
     
    “ Before I got my boobs done, I was itty bitty. So I wore those water filled bras. Well when the guy remove my bra, he dropped it on the ground, and all you heard was ‘pop’ then ‘swish’. My water bra busted. And what was funnier is that he thought I had big breast, but when he took my bra off, it was just mosquito

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