see-through heels.
âNice outfit, Mrs. Strang!â Buzz called as he reached for a cookie. He took a large bite and sang through his mouthful, âSnicker Doodles, Snicker Doodles, rah rah rah!â
âCan you picture your mother walking around in a getup like that, Buzz?â I asked as I slid a cookie off the plate. âI mean, put yourself in my place, can you imagine what itâs like?â
Buzz just shook his head and crammed another cookie in his mouth.
âMaybe it was one of those mix-ups in the hospital where they give the wrong baby to the wrong mother,â I said.
âThink that could really happen?â Buzz asked.
âSure. I bet it happens all the time,â I said.
âAnd you never know until you have a bad car accident and they call your parents to the hospital so they can give you a kidney or something and you find out you donât match up genetically, right?â asked Buzz.
âYeah,â I said, âI mean, do I even look like either of them?â
âWell, Iâve never actually seen you in stretch pantsâ¦.â
âCome on, Buzz, Iâm serious. Do I bear any resemblance to them whatsoever?â
âNone whatsoever.â
âI swear, I donât think theyâre my real parents,â I said.
âWell, they seem pretty convinced of it,âBuzz said. âAnd you already asked about whether you were adopted, right?â
âYeah, they denied it. But somethingâs not right, Buzz. I can feel it in my bones.â
âYou mean, your kidneys.â
âGoof on me if you want, Buzzard, but I know thereâs something fishy about this family.â
âWhatever you say, Guy. Hey, do you want that last Snicker Doodle or can I scarf it?â Buzz asked as he reached for the cookie.
I didnât answer him. I couldnât think about cookies at a time like this. Somehow or other I had to come up with a way to uncover the truth about my origins. It wasnât going to be easy, but I couldnât stand it much longer. I needed to know who I really was.
CHAPTER TWO
âW hatâs with the golfers?â Buzz asked.
âMy mother thinks itâs a manly sport, and since Iâm her âlittle manââ¦â I trailed off as if that was enough of an explanation.
âWhen did she do it?â
âLast night, after I went to sleep.â
We were discussing my lunch box. The day before it had been an ordinary red plastic box with my name written on it in black Magic Marker, but my mother had been visited by one of her frequent creative urges and had decoupaged a bunch of pictures of golfers and golf equipment all over it. My mother loves to decoupage. The way you do it is you take some object and glue downpictures on it, then you paint over it with this liquid stuff that makes everything all shiny and smooth. You can do it to almost anything, trust meâI know. Another thing I know is that once itâs dry, thatâs itâit doesnât come off no matter how much you want it to or how hard you work at it with a screwdriver.
âWhoâs that guy up by the handle?â Buzz asked.
âLee Trevino,â I said, reading the caption under the golfer caught in mid swing.
âWhoâs he?â
âManly golfer, I guess,â I said.
We snapped open our lunch boxes and flipped back the lids. I looked longingly at Buzzâs peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
âWant to trade?â I asked.
âWhatcha got?â he said, peering into my lunch box.
âOne raw hot dog, three grape kebobs, couple of garlic twists, and an apricot nectar.â
âSheesh.â Buzz turned away and took abite of his sandwich.
He ended up taking pity on me and giving me half of his sandwich, which I washed down with the apricot nectar. Then we dismantled the grape kebobs, eating the grapes and piling the chunks of candied fruit sheâd alternated with them on the
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