Walt tried to reason with Jay Kirkpatrick. It was unfair, Walt argued, that, because he had two sons on trial, he had to pay double. For two clients charged with exactly the same crimes would not require nearly so much legal effort as two separate clients charged with two separate crimes, would they? How could they?
âItâs like twins, right? A woman has two babies, they ainât actually twice as much work as two would be, another time. Everybody knows that. Thatâs why a woman has two breasts. Ask any woman.â
Walt had hoped for a discount of maybe 10 percent. Kirkpatrick smiled and said Walt would make a damn good lawyer, arguing so precisely. Except a discount was not possible.
âI am an attorney, Mr. Pick. I am not a remnant carpet store.â
Marvin Pick, Lloyd Pick. Theyâd been high school wrestlers. On the East Side Marv was admired if not much liked. Lloyd was his lieutenant. Always heâd been the emotional brother,hobbled by the rudiments of conscience like a horse with a pebble in its hoof. Now he was blaming Marv for the trouble heâd gotten them into.
âFuck you, asshole. You were the one said, âLetâs jump those two cunts.â â
âI did not! Fuck I never said that! Marv, I did not .â
Lloyd was excitable these days, tears springing into his eyes. Marv just laughed. Now that Jay Kirkpatrick was their legal counsel he was feeling almost laid back. âDonât worry, Lloyd. I ainât going to in-form. I ainât going to turn stateâs witness.â Since the intrusion of the Niagara County criminal justice machine into the Picksâ lives, Marvâs vocabulary had expanded.
Marvin Pick, Lloyd Pick. Before the boathouse incident theyâd been picked up for local break-ins, lifting merchandise at Home Depot and Kmart, an attempted carjacking. Theyâd been arrested, pleaded guilty on the advice of their legal defense lawyer, served minimal juvie time. Marv saw that the criminal justice system was crowded with black guys, some of them really scary gangsta types, stone-cold killers at fifteen, him and Lloyd didnât look so threatening, somehow.
Their cousin Nate Baumdollar, whose father, part owner of a tavern and bowling alley in Lackawanna, was believed to be âmobbed up,â told the brothers they were assholes, the bunch of them, not to finish the job and dump the females in the lagoon. Both of them. âSee, now you wouldnât be up shit crick. âEyewitnesses.â Bet you never thought of it, noneof you, huh? Shit-for-brains.â Nate brayed with laughter. He was Marvâs age. All their lives the two had been hateful of each other but thrown together to âplayâ at family outings.
Marv protested, âWe wasnât gonna kill her, come on. It was never anything like that. Only just, we got out of there and left her. Joe said she was bleeding like a damn pig, if nobody found her and called the cops that was it.â
âDumping her,â Lloyd said, nerved up, picking at his nose, âwould be something you could prove. For sure, theyâd get you then.â
âGet who, asshole? I wasnât there.â
Marv said with sudden vehemence, âThatâs right, fuckface. You werenât there. So shut up.â
Nate laughed. He liked it that Walt Pick had approached his old man for a loan, having to humble himself to his brother-in-law, and Nateâs shrewd old man had said sure, Walt, but thereâs 12 percent interest. And we get the document notarized.
Marv said, aggrieved, âShe asked for it. Fucking Teena. I seen her around, I know her. She knows me, too! She was showing her ass and her damn boobs. She was plenty hot. She said, âWhat you guys got in your pants? Are you hot, or what?â â
Lloyd looked at him, incredulous. This was all fanciful stuff, like what came out of Kirkpatrickâs mouth was contagious.
Marv continued, inspired,
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