they say. Theyâd go on these big spending sprees, stay in a bunch of fancy hotels, and charge anything they liked. Then theyâd dump that card, steal another one, and mosey on down the road. Then they branched out into phony IDs. She has this artistic streak and it turns out sheâs a whiz at replicating passports and driverâs licenses and shit like that. They made so much dough she bought herself a new set of tits. Before the boyfriend, sheâd been working for one of those mobile-maid-type cleaning services for minimum wage. She said sheâdâve never gotten anywhere on what she made even if she worked all her life.
âMy other friend, Vivian, was mixed up with this drug dealer. You donât know how many times I heard that one. He was pulling in a thousand bucks a day, and they lived like kings until the cops showed up. That was her first offense and she swears itâs her last. Sheâs got another six months to serve and then Iâm hoping sheâll come here. Her boyfriendâs been sent up five times and heâll be in for years, which is just as well. Sheâs still crazy about the guy.â
âTrue love is like that.â
âYou really think?â
âNo. That was meant to be tongue in cheek,â I said. âI take it you donât have friends here in town.â
âJust Onni, the woman I used to work with. I talked to her earlier, hoping I could see her this afternoon, but she was tied up.â
âIsnât she the one who took your old job?â
âRight. She feels guilty about that, but I said donât be dumb. She used to do front desk, but this was an opportunity she couldnât pass up. Why would I begrudge her the chance? She said sheâd have driven me around today if she didnât have to work.â
I turned into the parking lot of the Department of Motor Vehicles. âIf you want, you can run in and pick up a booklet and study in the car before you take the test.â
âNah. Iâve been driving for years so how hard can it be?â
âWell, itâs your choice. I prefer to bone up myself. Cuts the flop sweat.â
âI like anxiety. It keeps me awake.â
I waited in the car while Reba went in. She was gone forty minutes, some portion of which I spent hanging over the seat, trying to tidy all the crap that I keep back there. I generally motor around town with an overnight case stocked with toiletries and clean underpants. This, in the event Iâm presented with a pressing reason to hop on a plane. In addition, I have assorted articles of clothing that I sometimes wear while pretending to be a public servant. I can do a pretty good imitation of a postal employee or meter reader from the gas-and-electric company. It pays to look like Iâm doing official business when Iâm standing on a front porch, idly scanning someoneâs mail. I also keep several reference books in the backseatâone on crime scene investigation, Deeringâs California Penal Code, a Spanish-language dictionary left over from a class I took years agoâan empty soda can, a bottle opener, an old pair of running shoes, a pair of badly snagged panty hose, and a lightweight jacket. While my apartment is tidy, Iâm a slob when it comes to my car.
I glanced up in time to catch Rebaâs emergence from the DMV office. She half-skipped across the lot, waving a piece of paper that turned out to be her temporary license. âAced it,â she said, as she got into the car.
âGood for you,â I said. I turned the key in the ignition, shifted into reverse, and backed out of the space. âWhere now?â
âI know itâs only ten forty-five, but I wouldnât object to another QP with Cheese.â
We ordered from the drive-through window, found a space in the parking lot, and ate in the car. Weâd opted for two large Cokes, two Quarter Pounders apiece, and a large order of
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