being popular back East. Â People think that a nice middle-sized Midwestern city like ours doesnât have major crime problems. Â I invite them to walk many of these streets after dark. Â Theyâll quickly be disabused of that notion. Â Anyway, the Patrol worked this way: each night, two neighborhood people got in the family van and patrolled the ten-block area that had been restored. Â If they saw anything suspicious, they used their cellular phones and called the police. Â We jokingly called it the Baby Boomer Brigade. Â The Patrol had one strict rule: you were never to take direct action unless somebodyâs life was at stake. Â Always, always use the cellular phone and call the police.
Neil had Patrol tonight. Â Heâd be rolling in here in another half hour. Â The Patrol had two shifts: early, 8:00-10:00; late, 10:00-12:00.
Bob said, âYou hear what Evans suggested?â
âAbout guns?â I said.
âYeah.â
âMakes me a little nervous,â I said.
âMe, too,â Bob said. Â For somebody whoâd grown up in the worst area of the city, Bob Genter was a very polished guy. Â Whenever he joked that he was the token black, Neil always countered with the fact that he was the token Jew, just as Mike was the token Catholic, and I was the token Methodist. Â We were friends of convenience, I suppose, but we all really did like each other, something that was demonstrated when Neil had a cancer scare a few years back. Â Bob, Mike and I were in his hospital room twice a day, all eight days running.
âI think itâs time,â Mike said. Â âThe bad guys have guns, so the good guys should have guns.â
âThe good guys are the cops,â I said. Â âNot us.â
âPeople start bringing guns on Patrol,â Bob said, âsomebody innocent is going to get shot.â
âSo some night one of us here is on Patrol and we see a bad guy and he sees us and before the cops get there, the bad guy shoots us? Â You donât think thatâs going to happen?â
âIt could happen, Mike,â I said. Â âBut I just donât think that justifies carrying guns.â
The argument gave us something to do while we waited for Neil.
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âS orry Iâm late,â Neil Solomon said after he followed me up to the attic and came inside.
âWe already drank all the beer,â Mike OâBrien said loudly.
Neil smiled. Â âThat gut youâre carrying lately, I can believe that you drank all the beer.â
Mike always enjoyed being put down by Neil, possibly because most people were a bit intimidated by himâhe had that angry Irish edgeâand he seemed to enjoy Neilâs skilled and fearless handling of him. Â He laughed with real pleasure.
Neil sat down, I got him a beer from the tiny fridge I keep up here, cards were dealt, seven card stud was played.
Bob said, âHowâd Patrol go tonight?â
Neil shrugged. Â âNo problems.â
âI still say we should carry guns,â Mike said.
âYouâre not going to believe this but I agree with you,â Neil said.
âSeriously?â Mike said.
âOh, great,â I said to Bob Genter, âanother beer-commercial cowboy.â
Bob smiled. Â âWhere I come from we didnât have cowboys, we had âmuthas.ââ Â He laughed. Â âMean muthas, let me tell you. Â And practically all of them carried guns.â
âThat mean youâre siding with them?â I said.
Bob looked at his cards again then shrugged. Â âHavenât decided yet, I guess.â
I didnât think the antigun people were going to lose this round. Â But I worried about the round after it, a few months down the line when the subject of carrying guns came up again. Â All the TV coverage violence gets in this city, people are more and more developing a siege
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