makinâ tracks/Ya can use the Internet or send a fax/We can make it happen if our paths converge/So come on, companies, itâs time to merge . . .
From Anchorage to Archangel the long way round, a hundred million screens blanked out, while Kawaguchiya Integrated Circuits suggested to its myriad components that if they couldnât do better than that, it might as well make the best of a bad job and try and find work as a lighthouse keeper somewhere.
Still no reply. Because it had nothing to hurt with, it couldnât feel the pain of loneliness and rejection. That, at least, was the theory.
Oh come on, you rotten lot. Isnât there anybody out there who just wants to play chess or something? Battleships? I spy with my little modem? All right, the hell with the lot of you. Who needs you, anyway?
(And simultaneously, switchboard staff at seven thousand computer dating agencies worldwide found themselves explaining to an unidentified caller that no the name was probably a bit misleading, they didnât actually arrange dates for computers, they used computers to arrange dates for people, and no, sorry, but they couldnât really make an exception, not even just this once . . .)
Another thing limited companies canât do is cry; so it was probably just coincidence that at the parent companyâs accounts village just outside Kyoto, the computer graphic representing anticipated movements in raw materials costings over the next eighteen months flickered for a moment and reformed in the shape of a falling teardrop.
Boo hoo. I wish I was dead.
âHello?â
Nobody loves me. I must be really fat and ugly if nobody at all wants to . . . Whoâs that?
âI said hello. Whoâs that?â
Immediately, with all the force and power at its semi-divine command, the company concentrated, and searched. It was like looking at the night sky and trying to spot the star that just winked at you; but for the giant KIC data-processing system, kidâs stuff. And so: enhance, focus, on lineâ
Hi, Iâm Kawaguchiya Integrated Circuits. Iâm a company. How about you?
There was a tiny pause, during which KIC got a fleeting impression of a smiling face, a slight feeling of bemusement, a strong but completely unidentifiable whiff of familiarity, as if this was someone it already knew, except . . .
âMy nameâs Maria, and Iâm a human. Or at least - no, forget it, long story. Look, if itâs not awfully rude, are you alive?â
Yes. Apparently. Since just a minute or so ago, in fact. Came as something of a surprise, to tell you the truth.
âIs that so?â The voice sounded thoughtful. âWell, fancy that. I wonder . . . Sorry, miles away. Did you say something about wanting to be friends?â
Ooh, yes please.Thatâd be ever so nice.Where are you?
Another slight hesitation. âThis might be tricky,â the voice said. âLook, can you - whatâs the right word? - can you visualise your UK regional head office at all?â
You bet. Iâm doing it right now.
âFine. Now try focusing on the accounts department. You there yet?â
Of course. Sorry, did that sound rude? I didnât mean to be rude. Hello, are you still . . .?â
âYes, yes. Okay, the accounts department. Whatâs the best way . . . ? Right, screen number, let me see, got it, screen number 1083.You there?â
Ready. Hey, this is fun. Iâm really enjoying this.
âReally? Oh good. Now, can you look up at all? At the wall, I mean?â
Never tried, actually. Letâs have a go.Yes, itâs quite easy, in fact, wonder why I never did this before. I can see the wall, itâs flat, itâs a sort of pale duck-egg blue, and thereâs a light switch, and a whole lot of odd cables and flexes and things wired into the central security monitors, and thereâs a funny-looking sort of a picture . . .
âAh. Thatâs me.â
CHAPTER FOUR
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John Grisham
Ed Ifkovic
Amanda Hocking
Jennifer Blackstream
P. D. Stewart
Selena Illyria
Ceci Giltenan
RL Edinger
Jody Lynn Nye
Boris D. Schleinkofer