building who had looked at Charlie with anything besides fearful derision. As I held tightly on to Charlie, the one in the Dinosaur Jr. T-shirt told me, unsolicited, everything about his history with recorded music.
âI got my first record player when I was about his age,â he said, nodding to my son. âI used to sit on the floor and watch the records go around and around and around. I was a psycho.â He burst into loud laughter.
âYouâre still a fucking psycho,â his friend in the Guns Nâ Roses shirt offered.
âFuck your ass,â Dinosaur Jr. countered.
I covered Charlieâs ears. They both continued talking, telling me how their childhood fascination had grown into a lifelong hobby that sounded just slightly less depressing than a tax accountantâs.
âIâve got over fifty thousand albums,â said Guns Nâ Roses. âThat includes about ten thousand in my core collection, which are the ones I wonât sell. Theyâre my babies. I also have about seven thousand forty-fives that are also my babies. The others are hobos. Those are the ones that travel.â
âAnd youâll sell the hobos?â I asked.
âHobos can always go. One way or another, theyâll come back to you. But the babies, you have to protect them. Keep them in the house, away from the world . . .â
Dinosaur Jr. was laughing. âYouâre so queer.â
Guns Nâ Roses just shrugged. âYou know what the thing is though? Iâm finally starting to lose interest.â
âLiar.â
âNo, itâs happening. Iâm always looking for new stuff, but then you get the new stuff, and you play it a few times, and then file it away in a box. Iâve got responsibilities now. I have to cut the grass.â
Kelly emerged from the crowd, and without even breaking stride, lifted Charlie from my arms. âIâve got him,â she said, still moving.
âWait, are youâ?â I called after her.
âDo what you need to do,â she said. âJust please be fast about it, okay?â
âCan we help you find something?â Guns Nâ Roses asked.
I glanced down at the dozen or so boxes of records, which now seemed like a hopelessly time-consuming job.
âYou have the Replacementsâ
Let It Be
?â I asked.
They both laughed. âSetting the bar a little high, arenât you?â Dinosaur Jr. asked.
âSo . . . no?â
âIâve seen a
Donât Tell a Soul
every once in a while,â he said. âAnd a few months ago I had a copy of
Tim
in my store for almost exactly thirty minutes before it sold. But I have never, in my forty years of doing this professionally, seen an original
Let It Be
. Like ever. That includes in the eighties.â
âSo itâs like looking for Bigfoot?â I asked, trying to be funny.
âNo,â Dinosaur Jr. said matter-of-factly. âIâve seen Bigfoot before.â
âYeah, Iâve seen Bigfoot,â said Guns Nâ Roses. âThatâs no big deal.â
I donât know why
Let It Be
was so important to me. There are a million reasons why it shouldnât be. There is almost nothing about it that is or has ever been directly relatable to me or my life. Iâve had no experience with androgynyâother than wearing pseudo-drag to a
Rocky Horror Picture Show
screening during my freshman year of collegeâand have never had any friends with androgynous tendencies, other than the aforementioned
Rocky Horror Picture Show
outings and the occasional David Bowie Halloween costume. Iâve never been an alcoholic whoâs had a moment of sad self-realization at his favorite dive bar, and Iâve never been in a band bemused by a more popular bandâs video on MTV. Iâve never been in a long-distance relationship with somebody and tried to call her at night and left a series of answering-machine
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