trees grow in Brooklyn. They grow behind the apartments and houses, where people donât see them from the street. Right, Studs?â
Studs nodded, snapping the battery into the phone. âIrv the Perv,â he said again.
âCandy is my fiancée. We just flew in from Alabama,â I said. âWeâre on our Honeymoon.â
âFiancée? Honeymoon? Alabama?â
Studs seemed distracted. While he got a dial tone and punched in a number, I told him how Candy and I had met (leaving out my trip to the Moon, as told in â The Hole in the Hole â). While he put the phone under the carousel and replaced the access panel, I told him how I had moved to Alabama (leaving out the red-shift and the nursing home, as told in â The Edge of the Universe â). I was just about to explain why we were having the Honeymoon before the wedding, when the baggage carousel started up.
âGotta go,â said Studs. He gave me the secret Ditmas Playboy wave and disappeared through an AUTHORIZED ONLY door.
âNice uniform,â said Candy, straightening her own. âAnd did you see that big gold medallion around his neck? Wasnât that a Nobel Prize?â
âA Nobel Prize for baggage? Not very likely.â
Our bags were already coming around the first turn. That seemed like a good sign. âHow come thereâs a cell phone hidden underneath the carousel?â Candy asked, as we picked them up and headed for the door.
âSome special baggage handlersâ trick, I guess,â I said.
How little, then, I knew!
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Flying into New York is like dropping from the twentieth century back into the nineteenth. Everything is crowded, colorful, oldâand slow. For example, it usually takes longer to get from LaGuardia to Brooklyn, than from Huntsville to LaGuardia.
Usually! On this, our Honeymoon trip, however, Candy and I made it in record time, getting to curbside for the #38Â bus just as it was pulling in, and then catching the FÂ train at Roosevelt Avenue just as the doors were closing. No waiting on the curb or the platform; it was hardly like being home! Of course, I wasnât complaining.
After a short walk from the subway, we found Aunt Minnie sitting on the steps of the little Ditmas Avenue row house she and Uncle Mort had bought for $7,500 fifty years ago, right after World War II, smoking a cigarette. Sheâs the only person I know who still smokes Kents.
âYou still go outside to smoke?â I asked.
âYou know your Uncle Mort,â she said. When I was growing up, Aunt Minnie and Uncle Mort had been like second parents, living only a block and a half away. Since my parents had died, they had been my closest relatives. âPlus, itâs written into the reverse mortgageâ NO SMOKING! They have such rules!â
Born in the Old Country, unlike her little sister, my mother, Aunt Minnie still had the Lifthatvanian way of ending a statement with a sort of verbal shrug. She gave me one of her smokey kisses, and then asked, âSo, what brings you back to New York?â
I was shocked. âYou didnât get my letters? Weâre getting married.â
Aunt Minnie looked at Candy with new interest. âTo an airline pilot?â
âThis is Candy!â I said. âSheâs with the Huntsville Parks Department. You didnât get my messages?â
I helped Candy drag the suitcases inside, and while we had crackers and pickled lifthat at the oak table Uncle Mort had built years ago, in his basement workshop, I explained the past six months as best I could. âSo you see, weâre here on our Honeymoon, Aunt Minnie,â I said, and Candy blushed.
âFirst the Honeymoon and then the marriage?!?â Aunt Minnie rolled her eyes toward the mantel over the gas fireplace, where Uncle Mortâs ashes were kept. He, at least, seemed unsurprised. The ornate decorative eye on the urn all but
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