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murders. I'd done two already and was knee-deep in a third, but when that weird dude in the golf cart offered to buy my brewery, I found myself instantly telling him no. That was one thing that Mr. X had not counted on. He'd done his research, or so he thought, and he thought he had me. The very fact that I resisted told me that on some level I really did want that brewery. I wanted it all to myself. It was a wonderful feeling. And suddenly the threats of Mr. X were just that. Threats. Ok, if he was involved in crime somehow, fine. I could deal with that. What I really couldn’t deal with was my own lack of resolve.
I looked up at Lester. He was smiling.
"What?" I said.
"You. The most miraculous change just occurred on your face. A minute ago you looked like someone just shot your dog. Now you look like you just discovered gold."
"In a way I did," I said. "Now be a pet and drive me to my brewery, will you?"
I jumped up, kissed him on the forehead, and headed toward the car with a new spring in my step.
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With this new frame of mind, I finally found a healthy balance between my two vocations. I stepped into the brewery with a take-charge attitude and it felt great. My cousin Gerry, our master brewer, noticed it as soon as I walked in.
"What happened to you?" he said.
"Nothing at all, my friend."
"Did you get visited by three ghosts last night?"
"Very funny. No, as a matter of fact, I slept terribly."
"You should do it more often," he said. "It suits you."
We talked business and walked around the tanks. Over the main mash tun – the large, stainless steel vessel in which malted barley is steeped in hot water to make the base of our beer – there was a curious contraption I'd not seen before.
"A lot happened in your absence," said Gerry. "This is my little experiment."
"What in the world?"
I was referring to the lid of the mash tun, which was held open by a piece of cord tied to some apparatus involving a pulley and a counterweight.
"Bear with me," said Gerry. I was trying to come up with a way we could automate the mash-in process without having to climb up the ladder to the top of the tank and add the grains by hand. I was experimenting with that little pulley system up there. Suspending a fifty-pound bag of grains from it. Keep in mind, this is merely an experiment. I can show you designs for a more sophisticated system I sketched out. Anyway, I think it can work. We had a few problems when we ran the test though."
I had to chuckle. "What kind of problems?"
"Well," he said, scratching the back of his neck, "I kind of screwed up."
"How?"
"Ok, see, I hitched the thing up with fishing wire..."
And here's where things got a little fuzzy for yours truly. I missed just about everything he said after the words "fishing wire.” Why? Because of my college job.
Let me explain.
Back when I was in college, I picked up a few bucks here and there by writing blog articles. Mostly these articles were just click bait designed to keep surfers situated on a company's website long enough to notice the ad banners running along beside my article. I wasn't very good at it, but the assignments were varied and sometimes interesting. I learned a few things.
Like PVA, for example. Polyvinyl alcohol. I did an article for a company that sold fishing equipment and they wanted a few
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