late and didnât do much. This is going off the rail into the side, Ponty.â
âJack. You said ânonfiction.â What book were you talking about when you said nonfiction?â
âPonty, are you getting a little too into the Earl thing? Iâm talking about Death Rat . Our bookâyour book.â He took his shot, finally missing. Ponty blacked out again. He awoke to see the rubber end of a cue stick several inches from his face. âYour shot there, Earl,â Jack said.
âJack. I need to ask you a very important question now: You didnât read the book, did you?â Ponty said quietly.
Jack removed the stick from in front of Pontyâs face. âWhat? Ponty, I read it. It was really, really good.â Ponty stared at him. âI leafed here and there, might have missed some of the subtler character shading. Perhaps the smaller subplots escaped me. Why?â
âGive me a rough outline of Death Rat , Jack.â
âTrue-life adventure of . . . oh, whatâs his name . . . falls into a mine. A gold mine. Minnesota had a gold rushâ1865. Thatâs the gist of it anyway. Iâm sure I missed something.â Ponty stared at him. He was trembling. Jack set down his cue. âLook, Ponty,â he said, âdonât be hurtâIâm not much of a reader. When Iâm in a play, itâs everything I can do to read the thing.â
âWhat happens when he falls into the mine, Jack?â Ponty asked, his voice quiet and scratchy.
Jack made vague gestures with his left hand. âHe battles the odds. He fights a cruel, indifferent nature and eventually triumphs.â
âYeah, yeah, Jack. Itâs something like that. Actually, heâs attacked by a giant, intelligent rat.â
âReally? How big?â
âSix feet.â Ponty now had his head in his hands and was pressing on his skull.
âRats canât get that big, can they?â Jack asked himself, leaningon his cue stick. âWell, now, capybaras can get to be pretty good-sized, canât they? But in Minnesota, with its short growing seasons, I wouldnât thinkââ
âNo, they canât get that big, you idiot!â he shrieked. His mustache rustled in rhythm with his labored breathing. The man playing at a table by himself stopped and looked over at them.
âYou all right?â he asked.
âYes, thank you,â said Jack, giving him a friendly wave. âJust practicing for a play, thanks.â
Ponty charged on. âThey canât get to be giant and intelligent and malevolent like my rat either.â
âYeah, I know. So how do you explain how one got up there in Holey anyway?â
âIt didnât! It didnât happen, okay? I made it up.â
Jack put his hands on his hips. His face blanched.
â Death Rat is a novel, Jack,â Ponty said quietly. âA silly novel about a giant rat.â
Jack paced back and forth for a second as Ponty buried his head in his hands and shifted around to relieve the itchiness of his new jeans.
âWeâre ruined,â Ponty said.
Jack stopped pacing. âYouâre sure itâs not true?â he asked.
âYes Iâm sure itâs not true, you moron! I wrote it.â
âPlease, I get very uncomfortable when Iâm called a moron. I donât know what it is. You notice the idiot thing didnât bother me? Thereâs something about âmoron.ââ
âWhy didnât you read the book? You told me you read it, you, you . . .â He trailed off.
Jack pointed at him accusingly. âYou know, if anyone herehas cause to blame, itâs me. You donât write novels, Ponty. You should have told me this was a novel. I should be yelling at you. â
âOh, oh, oh! Weâre ruined,â Ponty said again, softly.
Jack lowered his pointed finger and relaxed his stance.
âWell, we canât really be ruined, âcause
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