Havemeyer House lunchroom and bought us a couple of tuna salads on pita bread and some Snapple.
When I passed through the BOTH COMPUTERS DOWN door, Aaron was hard at work. âIâm practically there. Iâve got a lock on that time Phoebe came from. My technology is really beginning to catch up with concept.â
I gave him a tuna pita, but he didnât have time for it. âLook, yesterday I entered these digits, combined them with a graphic, andââ
âYou zeroized.â
âThat didnât get me anywhere. If I change that last digit to thisââ
It was like the room imploded. Fire flashed. Both computers wobbled. Snapple went everywhere. I grabbed for Aaron, but he stayed where he was. All his red hair was standing up. Air seeped back into the room.
But we werenât alone.
âYou two again,â a high voice barked. âWho do you think you are?â
Aaron and I spun around.
Cuthbert Vanderwhitney was standing there. Weâd only seen him with his feather headdress. His hair was cut in a Dutch boy style. His pudgy fists were on his knickered hips. His freckles glowed in full color, and his lower lip was out a mile.
Aaronâs head dropped on his chest.
âWhat have you done with Lysander?â I said, because Aaron had me totally psyched.
Cuthbert scowled. âI beat him up regularly. It keeps him in line.â
âButââ
But it wasnât near 1929 yet. Cuthbert looked the same as the last time we saw him. Heâd still be about fourth grade, though he was as big as me, bigger than Aaron.
His eyes crackled. His feet in high-top shoes were planted wide. He wore long argyle socks, corduroy knickers, and a weird velvet-looking jacket with gold buttons and a big white collar. A wide tie circled his bulging neck.
âYouâre trespassing. And itâs not your first offense. My papa will have you thrown out.â He noticed Aaronâs tuna pita. He grabbed it up and smelled it. âI donât eat this,â he said, and threw it against the wall.
The pita stuck where it hit. The wall hadnât been there in his time. Cuthbert stared. âWhat have you done with my house? Weâre Vanderwhitneys, you know.â
Aaron was recovering. âLet me put it in a nut-shell for you, Cuthbert,â he said. âYouâve cellular-reorganized three-quarters of a century ahead of your time. Your familyâs house is a school now.â
Cuthbert trained mean, beady eyes on Aaron. âLiar, liar, pants on fire,â he said.
Which was probably his favorite saying.
âItâs true,â Aaron said. âBelieve it.â With Cuthbert you have to be firm.
âAaron, for peteâs sake,â I muttered, âsend him back.â
âIf itâs a school,â Cuthbert said, working this out, âwhoâs in charge?â
âYou mean like the headmaster?â I said.
âBuster Brewster,â Aaron said, and he had a point.
âHarrison K. âBlackjackâ Brewster from Ninety-second Street?â Cuthbertâs eyes narrowed.
âNo, Busterâs probably his grandson or something. Maybe a great-great nephew. Who knows?â Aaron said. âJust stand right there, Cuthbert.â
Aaron turned to the computers and started entering digits. Four, five ... I was braced. But I looked around at Cuthbert because I really wanted to see him dissolve.
He was already gone.
âAaron.â
He looked around. âHey, I didnât evenââ
The Black Hole door was open. Cuthbert had walked out. He was at large in Huckley School. The bell rang, so lunch was over, and it was time for History. You canât sign out of that because Mr. Thawâs the teacher.
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Aaron and I ran into each other. Then we ran out the door. We streaked past Mrs. Newbery, but so had Cuthbert. The hallway outside was full of middle-school guys in Huckley dress code.
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