Iâm dead quiet at school. I donât even talk to the teachers much.
I liked my last school more, especially the teacher I had in Year Five, Miss Pendle. She lent me storybooks and gave me a gold star in literacyand said I had a Wonderful Imagination. I didnât even mind when the other kids teased me for being a teacherâs pet. I
wanted
to be Miss Pendleâs pet. But now Iâm in Year Six at Bilefield and Iâm still looked on as the new girl. Iâm not really anyoneâs friend. The Year Six teacher is Mr Roberts. Heâs very strict and shouty and is always giving us tests. He smells of tobacco and has a silly beard and gets damp patches under his arms, and no one in the world would want to be
his
pet.
He doesnât shout quite so much now because weâve finished all our tests and half the time weâre mucking around instead of doing proper lessons. Mumâs daft to think Iâd be missing out on anything by bunking off school now, but she wonât listen.
I
donât listen much when Mr Roberts starts chuntering on about us being the top of the school â weâll soon be starting a whole new scholastic life at secondary school and isnât it exciting? Yes, very exciting to be going to Bilefield Secondary, where the big kids stick your head down the toilet and nick your mobile and your money as soon as you start in Year Seven.
Then he goes on about our Year Six end-of-year entertainment. I canât get interested. He wants to call it
Bilefieldâs Got Talent
â oh, very witty. Everyone groans and moans, especially when MrRoberts says weâve
all
got to do an act whether we want to or not. Jack Myers says heâs not poncing about on a stage making a fool of himself, but Mr Roberts suggests he might like to get together with some of the other lads and do some kind of street dancing â and that shuts him up.
All
the boys want to street dance. They divide up into Flatboys and Speedos, apart from silly Ritchie and Jeff, who want to dress up in frocks and do a daft ballet dance, and Raymond Wallis, who actually can do ballet properly and wants to do a special acrobatic solo. Most of the girls want to dance too, singing along at the same time. There are two groups of girls who want to do Girls Aloud numbers.
âFine, fine, but we could do with a little
variety
,â says Mr Roberts. âCanât any of you think of an act thatâs a little bit different?â
âYeah, OK, Iâll do a pole dance, Mr Roberts,â says Angel Thomas.
âWell, maybe thatâs a little
too
different,â says Mr Roberts. âWeâll put that idea on hold, Angel. Perhaps you can do some kind of exotic dance, but a pole dance would get us both into a lot of trouble.â
Natalie and Naveen and Saimah and Billie-Jo are whispering together.
âWe want to do a play, Mr Roberts. Can we do our own play?â asks Natalie.
âThatâs an excellent idea,â says Mr Roberts. âBut youâll need to do it properly, write it out and rehearse it, and it canât be longer than ten minutes maximum. Iâll help you rehearse, girls. And boys, you need to choreograph your street-dance routine. Weâll see if Mrs Avery can help you get started, choose the right music. I want you all to take this very seriously. Weâre going to entertain the whole school
and
your parents, so I want you all to give a cracking performance. Weâll sort out some kind of voting system and give a proper prize to the overall winner, OK? Now, who hasnât chosen their act yet?â
âI canât do nothing, Mr Roberts,â says Hannah, sighing. âI canât sing and I canât dance.â
âMaybe you could join up with Natalie and co. and be in the play.â
âI canât act either,â says Hannah.
âCan I do magic tricks, Mr Roberts?â says Fareed. âMy dadâs shown me how to do heaps of
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