that sheâs going to be the happy heartbreaker for the rest of her life, but she didnât win, and sheâs working every possible shift at that stupid shop and sheâs walking dogs to the moon and back, and I hope that that makes her the happiest heart-breaker in the solar system, but frankly I have no insight into this situation, nor into any other situation that involves Junie Blue, other than that every situation involves Junie Blue and every situation involving Junie Blue is making me blue.â
I take another gulp of the beer and peer over the rim of the glass at my chastened-looking father sipping his water through a straw.
âYouâre upset,â he says wisely.
We stare across at each other for several seconds, both drink glasses remaining like shields in front of our faces.
And I laugh. âYeah, Dad. I guess I am.â
âLove is like getting fat, O. If you take a long time building it up, it takes a long time burning it off.â
I shake my head at the depth of his wisdom. âItâs like fat ?â
He laughs. âYeah, that might not be my best work there.â
âYou ever been fat, Dad?â
âOh, God, no.â
âSo, then, howââ
âUnless youâre still going with the metaphor. Simile? Whatever. If fat means love here, then, oh, God, yes. I am fat inside out for your mother. Make no mistake, Son. I am a blob for your mother.â
âWow. What can I say? Thatâs just sweet as hell. And no, I donât think I want any dessert, thanks.â
âAh,â he says, calling for the check. In seconds he is paying and signing, and as I finish the scraps and dregs, he fills the conversational void. âSo, you donât believe sheâs got the ticket?â he says casually.
âThanks for lunch,â I say, and beat it out of there before he has even calculated the tip. Heâs shockingly slow with numbers.
Six
I have just about convinced myself that I can move on. By âmove onâ I mean I can have thoughts that donât entirely revolve around Junie. I can consider my fatherâs offer of a job for lifeânoâand the prospect of collegeânot yetâand what that leaves me for near-term optionsâbeats the squat out of meâwithout my mind being paralytic with concerns and worries and speculations about the existence of lovely June.
And then my phone does that thing that it does. Message.
Iâm coming over.
Itâs from her.
And just like that, as if all the psychological masonry that I had just carefully tapped and pointed into place has been rocked with a 6.5 tremor, I come spectacularly to rubble again.
I jump out of bed, grab some clean underwearâthatâs right, this time I was doing exactly the type of mind-clearing exercise they think Iâm always doingâand I get dressed as if I am going to Wimbledon or boating or my own baptism, butin my bright beautiful whites I am confident that this is the sunny reboot of my summer right here.
The doorbell rings, and I hear my mother padding to the doorâbut sorry, Mom, I cannot be deniedâand I take three stairs at a go and practically break my ankle at the bottom, but I wobble and careen to the door first and fling it open on the wrong, wrong, wrong shade of goddamn blackened Blue.
âWhat are you doing here, Ronny?â I say.
âIs that what passes for hospitality in this house?â he says.
âYes,â I snarl.
âNo,â Mom says, extending her hand to shake the beastâs big meaty paw.
âYou have lovely hands,â he says, and he kisses one of them. A noise comes straight through my stomach wall, like when you need to retch but you fight it down. I wonât fight next time. âLovely artistâs hands.â
âIs there something I can do for you, Mr. Blue,â she overpolites.
âMr. Blue is a weenie Bobby Vinton song from the 1970s. Iâm Ronny.
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