Acre.
Louche Lane
, it read in fancy handwritten script.
Piracy discouraged
.
âDiscouraged?â I said. âThen whatâs murder? Frowned upon?â
âI believe murder is âtolerated with reservations.â â
âIs
anything
illegal here?â Addison asked.
âLibrary late fines are stiff. Ten lashes a day, and thatâs just for paperbacks.â
âThereâs a library?â
âTwo. Though one wonât lend because all the books are bound in human skin and quite valuable.â
We shuffled out from behind the wall and cast a somewhat baffled look around. In no manâs land Iâd anticipated death at every turn, but Louche Lane, from all appearances, was a haven of civic order. The street was lined with neat little shops, and the shops had signs and display windows and apartments on the upper floors. There was not a caved roof or a broken pane of glass in sight. There were people on the street, too, and they lingered, ambling along in singles and pairs, pausing now and then to duck into a shop or look in a window. Their clothes werenât rags. Their faces were clean. Maybe everything here wasnât new and sparkling, but the weathered surfaces and patched paint gave it all a handmade, worn-around-the-edges look that was quaint, even charming. My mother, if sheâd seen Louche Lane in one of those thumbed-through-but-never-read travel magazines that papered our coffee table at home, wouldâvecrooned about its cuteness and complained that she and my dad had never taken a real European vacationâ
Oh, Frank, letâs go
.
Emma seemed palpably disappointed. âI was expecting something more sinister.â
âMe too,â I said. âWhere are all the murder dens and blood-sport arenas?â
âI donât know what sort of business you think people get up to around here,â Sharon said, âbut Iâve never heard of a murder den. As for bloodsport arenas, thereâs only the oneâDerekâs, down Oozing Street. Good chap, Derek. Owes me a fiver â¦â
âAnd the wights?â said Emma. âWhat about our kidnapped friends?â
âKeep your voice down,â Sharon hissed. âAs soon as I take care of my own business, weâll find someone who can help you. Until then, donât repeat that to anyone.â
Emma got in Sharonâs face. âThen donât make me repeat
this
. While we appreciate your help and expertise, our friendsâ lives have been given an expiration date. I wonât stall and dawdle about simply to avoid ruffling some feathers.â
Sharon looked down at her, quiet for a moment. Then he said, âWe all have an expiration date. If I were you, I wouldnât be in such a hurry to find out what it is.â
* * *
We set off to find Sharonâs lawyer. He quickly became frustrated. âI couldâve sworn his office was along this street,â he said, turning on his heel. âThough itâs been years since Iâve been to see him. Perhaps heâs moved.â
Sharon decided to go looking on his own and told us to stay put. âIâll be back in a few minutes. Donât speak to anyone.â
He strode away, leaving us alone. We clustered awkwardly on the sidewalk, unsure what to do with ourselves. People stared as they passed by.
âHe really had us going, didnât he?â said Emma. âHe made this place sound like a hotbed of criminality, but it looks like any other loop to me. In fact, the people here look more normal than any peculiars Iâve ever seen. Itâs as if theyâve had every distinguishing characteristic vacuumed out of them. Itâs downright boring.â
âYou must be joking,â said Addison. âIâve never seen anyplace so vile or disgusting.â
We both looked at him in surprise.
âHowâs that?â said Emma. âAll thatâs here are little
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