job.â
Platform One was a spectacle. Trestle tables ran up and down the length of it, covered in bolts and bolts of cloth that were being stitched together by a score of women, some with machines, some by hand. The work produced a steady hum like the spinning of old spinning wheels or a hive of industrious bees stitching a magnificent trousseau for their queen. Orange-shaped segments of cloth were hanging from the iron-columned aisles and swayed in the breeze like banners in a cathedral.
âIs it true,â Eveline whispered to Jacques, âthat society women have given up their silk and taffetta dresses for the enterprise?â She rather liked the idea of a bunch of society womenâs dresses flying through the air like witches on broomsticks.
âNo,â Jacques replied. âThat is a myth. They are made with cotton then varnished.â
Partially inflated balloons lay stretched out on the rusted rails between the platforms, tethered to old gas lamps. Everyone gasped at the sight of them, peering over the platform edge. Eveline thought they looked like a bunch of giant mushrooms; Alphonse said no, more like a row of whales and Laurie was moved to declaim a verse from Victor Hugo:
Human audacityâ¦
To tame the wind, tornado, sea-foam, avalanche?
In the sky a canvas, and over the sea a shelf!
âEach balloon has a capacity of seventy-thousand cubic feet,â Jacques informed them sternly. âAnd consumes the equivalent of seven tons of gas.â
âNo wonder we donât have any street lighting left!â grinned Alphonse.
Jacques hustled them on; though they were held up on the way out by a commotion going on in what appeared to be a broom cupboard.
âThe Professor is writing in the air again,â shouted a sailor, carrying a sandbag of ballast.
âThe Professor is trying to design a steerable balloon,â Jacques explained. âIt causes him great aggravation.â
They joined the crowd, eager to catch a glimpse of the Professor. They saw a large man in an ill-fitting frock coat, surrounded by boxes and a hat-like contraption on his head. He was writing in the air with a stub of pencil.
âOh dear,â sighed Jacques. âHe writes in the air when he is angry or out of paper.â
âThey say he has a great mind yet he lives in a ménage à trois,â a seamstress chipped in with an edge of malevolence.
âHe has been to Zanzibar,â another piped up.
âI donât know about all that but he is exceedingly tiresome,â said another.
Oh?
âHe is English.â
Ah! They needed no other explanation. They beat a silent and hasty retreat but not silent or hasty enough for the Professor suddenly burst out of his broom cupboard.
âBalloons!â he thundered after them. âJust like women. Fickle and full of gas. They soar above you all high and mighty, radiant with beauty but when you climb aboard and theyâve got you in their clutches thatâs a different story. You see their true colours then alright. They burp and fart just like the rest of us. Not to mention temperament! Up and down, up and down, round and round till youâre giddy as a ruddy kipper. Design a decent woman and in my opinion youâve got yourself a decent balloon!â
âIâm inclined to agree,â laughed Alphonse as they staggered down the corridor. âFickle and full of gas!â He eyed Eveline wickedly and she smiled back gratefully. Thank goodness heâd come along. It would have been unbearable without him. She and Laurie had hardly exchanged a word all afternoon; heâd just sent her the occasional sidelong glance full of self-pity and despair. Sometimes she wanted to shake him and she enquired now in a challenging voice: âWhat do you think Laurie? Are we all fickle?â
He coloured up to the roots of his fair hair. âI suppose I must defend womanhood from the professors and theâ¦
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