Morning.html y, Tess had only been there about six
weeks, but already she’d straightened out the whole office. She’d fired two secretaries and made the two she
kept actually work. It was a true revelation to my cousin Rams. A woman who did some work to earn what she
was paid.”
“Does he know you talk about him like this?”
“Did he tell you about me ?”
“I am happy to say that we never spoke a single word about you all night.”
“Hour and a half.” Luke waved his fork around. “I mean, technically speaking, it wasn’t really a whole
night. It was just an hour and a half. Pretty short date, wasn’t it? Now if it had been me taking a woman out—”
“Yeah, I know. You would have made love on the blue corn chips. Get on with the story about Ramsey.”
“To make love on a bed of blue corn chips. Now, there’s something I haven’t tried. Do you know about
this from experience?”
“My experience is none of your business. What did Ramsey do?”
“He didn’t do anything. He’s more of a talker than a doer. Now me…Okay, stop looking at me like that.
Anyway, all the men in the office were pleased with Tess in every way. I mean, she’s smart and sassy, and did
whoever told you about her tell you that she’s drop-dead gorgeous?”
“No,” Jocelyn said but didn’t elaborate.
“She is. A real knockout. Sometimes when she walks across the lawn I have to shut off the mower and just
sit there and watch her. But, anyway, Rams wasn’t happy with what he had. As usual with him, he wanted more.
Always more. He called her into his office for what he said was an ‘evaluation’ and told her that her work was
excellent, but he wasn’t too pleased with what she wore. He didn’t like her jeans and shirt and he hated the
cowboy boots. He told her that he wanted her to start wearing dresses to work. No more trousers.”
Jocelyn leaned back in the chair, her eyes wide. “What in the world did she do?”
“Wore a dress. Any more of that garlic bread left?”
Jocelyn got up and handed him the basket. “Sara said ‘low-cut’ and you said ‘red.’ So what was the dress
like?”
“I wasn’t in town that day so I didn’t get to see it, but…Hang on a minute.” He leaned back in his chair and
pulled his cell phone out of the little case on his hip. “I have to keep this with me at all times because I’m a
volunteer with the fire department.” He pushed a few buttons. “Ah, here it is. This is what my cousin Ken sent
me. He’s the W in MAW.”
Jocelyn took the phone and looked at the photo. It was of a woman in a red dress, except that there was
very little to the garment. It was shorter than the Steps’ shortest, and the sides were open to the waist, as was the
front. The woman’s face was turned away so she couldn’t see it, but her long, auburn hair fell in fat curls past her
shoulders. And her body was magnificent.
“I see,” Joce said as she handed the phone back to him.
“Yeah, that’s what everyone said that day. ‘I see.’ The worst thing is that Rams had some of those blue
bloods coming in from Williamsburg that day, and they saw Tess in her dress. But Ken said they took it pretty
well. When their mouths hung open, Tess told them that Ramsey didn’t like her usual attire, so he’d told her to
wear a dress and she did. After that, Rams was the butt of a lot of jokes.”
“And now I guess Tess wears whatever she wants to.”
“Tess does what she wants to do, and no one ever even makes a suggestion that she should do otherwise.”
“And that’s where Ramsey went after he left me.”
“He usually does,” Luke said. He held up the cord to the chocolate pot. “You wouldn’t mind plugging this
in, would you?”
She looked for an outlet, but when she couldn’t find one, he got an extension cord out of a drawer and
plugged it into the overhead light. The dangling cord was ugly, but it worked.
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