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     and professional athletes who thrashed in their sleep. Not real bright—she thought
     the figure he’d trace without thinking on her bare flank after sex was the numeral
     8, to give you an idea. Their last morning together, right before he’d mailed her
     child an expensive toy and then had his phone number changed, he’d awakened from a
     night of horror-show dreams—woke up with an abrupt fetal spasm, unrefreshed and benighted
     of soul, his eyes wobbling and his wet silhouette on the bottom sheet like a coroner’s
     chalk outline—he woke to find the Subject up and sitting up against the reading pillow,
     wearing his sleeveless Academy sweatshirt and sipping hazelnut espresso and watching,
     on the cartridge-viewing system that occupied half the bedroom’s south wall, something
     horrific called ‘INTERLACE EDUCATIONAL CARTRIDGES IN CONJUNCTION WITH CBC EDUCATIONAL
     PROGRAMMING MATRIX PRESENTS
SCHIZOPHRENIA: MIND OR BODY?
’ and had had to lie there, moist and paralyzed, curled fetal on his own sweat-shadow,
     and watch on the viewer a pale young guy about Hal’s age, with copper stubble and
     a red cowlick and flat blank affectless black doll’s eyes, stare into space stage-left
     while a brisk Albertan voiceover explained that Fenton here was a dyed-in-the-wool
     paranoid schizophrenic who believed that radioactive fluids were invading his skull
     and that hugely complex high-tech-type machines had been specially designed and programmed
     to pursue him without cease until they caught him and made brutal sport of him and
     buried him alive. It was an old late-millennial CBC public-interest Canadian news
     documentary, digitally sharpened and redisseminated under the InterLace imprimatur—InterLace
     could get kind of seedy and low-rent during early-morning off-hours, in terms of Spontaneous
     Disseminations.
    And so but since the old CBC documentary’s thesis was turning out pretty clearly to
     be
SCHIZOPHRENIA: BODY,
the voiceover evinced great clipped good cheer as it explained that well, yes, poor
     old Fenton here was more or less hopeless as an extra-institutional functioning unit,
     but that, on the up-side, science could at least give his existence some sort of meaning
     by studying him very carefully to help learn how schizophrenia manifested itself in
     the human body’s brain… that, in other words, with the aid of cutting-edge Positron-Emission
     Topography or ‘P.E.T.’ technology (since supplanted wholly by Invasive Digitals, Orin
     hears the developmental psychology graduate student mutter to herself, watching rapt
     over her cup, unaware that Orin’s paralytically awake), they could scan and study
     how different parts of poor old Fenton’s dysfunctional brain emitted positrons in
     a whole different topography than your average hale and hearty nondelusional God-fearing
     Albertan’s brain, advancing science by injecting test-subject Fenton here with a special
     blood-brain-barrier-penetrating radioactive dye and then sticking him in the rotating
     body-sized receptacle of a P.E.T. Scanner—on the viewer, it’s an enormous gray-metal
     machine that looks like something co-designed by James Cameron and Fritz Lang, and
     now have a look at this Fenton fellow’s eyes as he starts to get the gist of what
     the voiceover’s saying—and in a terse old Public-TV cut they now showed subject Fenton
     in five-point canvas restraints whipping his copper-haired head from side to side
     as guys in mint-green surgical masks and caps inject him with radioactive fluids through
     a turkey-baster-sized syringe, then good old Fenton’s eyes bugging out in total foreseen
     horror as he’s rolled toward the huge gray P.E.T. device and slid like an unrisen
     loaf into the thing’s open maw until only his decay-colored sneakers are in view,
     and the body-sized receptacle rotates the test-subject counterclockwise, with

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