right.
âThen can you tell me why the hell Mizz Cooper is doing over seventy?â
Richâs hopes of ever answering two consecutive questions correctly were dashed.
âIâm not doing seventy,â Beth responded. âIâm only doingââ She stared down at the speedometer: 71. âThe flow of traffic.â The vehicle meanwhile drifted off the highway and onto the loose gravel shoulder; Beth tugged the wheel and popped the car back into its lane, more or less.
âPull over!â Coach Raupp screamed. âNow!â
Beth pulled over, now. She neglected to signal or to decelerate. Coach Raupp overcompensated for this by slamming on the instructor brake, sending the car into an uncontrolled skid. Beth tried to steer back onto the highway. The car slid sideways and began to roll, tumbling side over side several times before erupting into an enormous fireball.
âIt did not,â Denis said at lunch that day, as Rich related the story. âYouâd be covered in third-degree burns. Your nerve endings would be exposed. Youâd look like this.â Denis held up his slice of school pizza. âOnly more sauce.â
Rich took the slice, folded it lengthwise and funneled the grease unto his tongue. âI was thrown clear. Everybody else got crispy creamed.â
âVictoria is right over there.â Denis nodded furtively, so as to not attract her attention. Victoria was sitting with Patty Keck, his secret shame, eating her Diet Coke while Patty finished both of their lunches.
âHalf of Bethâs face isâ¦just gone,â Rich said. âLike Mel Gibson as the eponymous Man Without a Face .â
He held the pizza over one eye.
âIs it this? Is this what you see? I assure you it is human. But if thatâs all you see, then you donât see me.â
Would Denis still love Beth if she were The Girl Without a Face?
âWhich half?â he asked.
âThe good half.â
Denis decided he did not have to decide. âAnd this has been another Richard Munsch dramatic presentation.â
Rich swallowed the last of Denisâs pizza. âCar didalmost tip over.â
RICH WAS IMAGINING he was in the scariest, goriest, least educational driverâs ed film ever made:
In it, Rich played himself. Treece was played by Shanley Harmer, the actress who starred in Bitches on the CW, and then went on to movie fame in Holy Mallory and that Internet mp4 with Licksâ front man Brent Koz. He was mentally casting Denisâthat kid from Geek Camp?âwhen he suddenly flew forward, bounced his face against the front seat and slammed back next to Treece. She buckled him into his seat.
Beth had overshot the red light by a couple of car lengths. Black SUVs coming in opposite directions very nearly crashed into the front passenger and rear driverâs sides, tearing the little Cabriolet in half like two wolves fighting over a plump bunny. Beth gave a cursory my bad wave and rapidly backed out of the intersection, coming within five-eighths of an inch of hitting a third black SUV behind her.
Denis crawled out of his hole. The last few seconds had brought back Richâs Driverâs Ed Tales (there were several) and so he was currently struggling with the conflicting emotions of:
1) intense joy that Beth had just saved his life,choosing him over a former boyfriend;
2) fear.
âThat wasâ¦with the car back there, butââ
âThat wasnât for you,â Beth cut him off. âI donât want you to get the wrong idea. Kevin canât have another incident. One more, and itâs court-martial for sure.â
Joy left and fear reigned.
âOne more what?â
THE LIGHT TURNED GREEN and Beth floored it. Denis, perched between the two front seats, was thrown into the back.
âSo,â Treece said when he landed next to her. âThat was fun.â
âSome fun,â added Rich, partially recombobulated.
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