Hot Properties by Rafael Yglesias Page A

noticeable disapproval.
    “It was cute.” Betty argued.
    “Sounds degrading.”
    “Degrading?” Betty straightened. “He was joking. And besides, he has a beautiful voice.”
    “So what changed his mind?”
    “I don’t know.”
    “You never asked him!”
    “Oh, I asked him. But what makes Tony so charming at a cocktail party, that is, his gift for a pleasantly clever answer, in human terms, makes him slippery and unknowable. When I’m depressed, I think to myself that someone he truly loved rejected him, and when I’m happy, I decide that he recognized my virtues.”
    “I’m sure it’s that,” Patty said, leaning so far forward that she was halfway out of her chair. “He loves you.”
    Betty looked at her with cool curiosity. “Thanks. I’m glad to be reassured.”
    Betty’s tone set off an alarm. Patty scurried for an exit. “So when should I call Howard Feingold?”
    “He said anytime. He’ll be happy to talk to you about a job.”
    “Great. Now you have to get me a boyfriend.”
    Betty laughed. “Maybe you’ve got one.” She laughed again, and with her laughter, relaxed. Patty did also, now that the bells had been turned off and there was no more worry that a burglar had entered Betty’s fine store to steal her prize possession.
    Fred’s heart was pounding so hard it felt as if it were surging up through his lungs and might hop out into the air, leaving him without nerve or confidence. But he did manage to answer the secretary without spilling any blood. “Yes, I’ll hold.”
    And there was the silence and the loneliness of being on hold, reduced to a flashing light on Bart Cullen’s phone. Fred wanted a cigarette, but the pack was on the coffee table and his phone cord couldn’t stretch that far. He moved the distance anyway, and tried to reach, balancing on one foot, holding the receiver with his shoulder, and pulling the cord so tight its curls disappeared. Idiot, he said to himself, if you had put the phone down right away and got them, you would have had time. But now Bart might come on any second and Fred didn’t dare risk greeting him with silence.
    Why are you so frightened? he asked himself. He’s only your agent. Who cares what he thinks? But they’ve become so powerful, his pounding heart reminded him, that publishers use them as adjunct editors, weeding out the amateurs, and, through the contracts of their successful clients, establish minimums for unproven writers. If Bart backed one of his ideas, he would get a contract. Fred was sure of that.
    There was still nothing on the line but the whoosh of electronic obscurity. The cigarettes lay temptingly on the table. He tried to stretch the receiver an extra few inches …
    … and the phone was yanked out of his hands, snapped back to its mother by the taut cord, flying through the air, smacking into the wall, and finally clattering to the floor. The noise horrified Fred. He grabbed his pack of cigarettes and dashed to pick up the receiver, sure that Bart had been listening and deduced it all, and was laughing even now at foolish Fred.
    “Hello?” he cried desperately into the phone. Nothingness answered him. So he lit his cigarette. With the first drag, he inhaled self-assurance and a dim sense of peerage with Bart.
    “Hi,” a voice said.
    Fred almost didn’t answer because the greeting was so quiet and lugubrious. “Bart?”
    “Yeah. How are you?”
    “Fine …”
    “Thanks for last night.”
    “You’re welcome.”
    “I’ve just gone through the material—”
    An abrupt silence. Then Fred overheard Bart talking to someone else.
    “I’ll get back to him—Fred? Sorry. Uh, I, uh, looked over the proposals. They’re good, but—I don’t think this kind of market is looking for this sort of book. I mean, we wouldn’t be attacking the point of least resistance. This is sort of paperback-original material. You can make good money in that, but I think we should be trying for more. We are a complete agency, we like