stuff,â Emma agreed. âSometimes I think heâs going to break out a pipe and start quoting Shakespeare.â
âI like Shakespeare!â
Libby looked concerned. âYouâre not sounding like yourself, Nora.â
âYeah,â said Emma, evil grin starting again. âItâs like your hormones are all messed up. Why donât you grab your fat-free yogurt and tell Libby the big news?â
Libby looked interested. âBig news?â
âBrace yourself,â Emma advised.
âWhatâs going on?â Libby asked.
âRat fink,â I said to Emma.
âHey, you could have kept quiet about Boy.â
The bell at my front door chimed then. Perfect timing.
âAn early visitor?â Emma asked. âYour crossword soul mate, maybe?â
âItâs probably the plumber.â I checked the kitchen clock and wished Iâd taken the time to get dressed. âI didnât expect him so soon.â
âHe comes running because youâre his best customer.â Emma headed out of the room. âIâll get the door. Donât tell Libby who the father is. Not until I get back, anyway.â
Emma left, and Libby put the bagel on a plate and carried it to the table. Without thinking, she took a finger swipe of cream cheese from one of the bagels and licked it. âWhose father? Whatâs she talking about?â
There was no sense postponing it any longer.
I retied my belt again and sat down at the table. âLibby, I canât be in your calendar photo. And I canât go on a diet right now.â
She eased her bottom onto the kitchen chair beside mine, instantly sympathetic. âOf course you can, Nora! Iâll help you every step of the way. You only need to drop a couple of tiny poundsââ
âIâm not losing weight for your photographer, Libby. Iââ
âTwo pounds!â she cried. âFive at the most! Just enough to tighten up the jiggle in your derriere.â
âMy derriere does not jiggle!â
âItâs to be expected once you hit thirty, Nora. I find the best solution is to exercise in the nude. That way, you have no secrets from yourself.â She held up one hand to stop me from speaking. âNow, donât get angry. Getting down on yourself is the worst way to start a diet. Here, I brought you a present.â From the bottom of the Macyâs bag, she flourished a tiny slip of pink lace.
âWhatâs this?â
âItâs a thong. The Hanky Panky, style 4911. Until you get thin, this is the answer. Honestly, Nora, all my friends swear by it. Even Monica Lewinsky looked good in the 4911!â
I suspended the tiny thong from one finger. âAre you kidding?â
âIâm totally serious. Youâll thank me the instant you put this on and look in the mirror. I brought you a weekâs supply, all the colors. See? I bought them for myself, but theyâre slightly the wrong size, so I thought of your bottom immediately! Theyâll do wonders for the jiggle.â
Before I could grab a frying pan to hit her, Emma came back into the kitchen. Followed by Boy Fitch, of all people.
âNora,â she said, holding back a big laugh. âBoyâs come to see you.â
I snatched the thongs off the table and stuffed them back into the Macyâs bag.
Boy wore another pin-striped suit with a tie printed with tiny Uncle Sams, and he carried a newspaper under his arm as if setting out for his office. With his other hand, he held up a paper bag. âI figured if I disturbed you this early, Iâd better bring breakfast. Itâs bagels.â
I shoved the Macyâs bag under the table. âGood morning, Boy.â
âYouâll have to slice them,â he said. âLast time I tried, I cut my thumb and ended up with twelve stitches.â
âUhm, Boy, you know Emma, of course. And this is my sister
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