nothing. Itâs the only way to play this.â
âBut that all changes when they make an offer, right?â
âExactly. Once youâve been selected as the person they want, the power dynamic shifts to you. Ready to type some more?â
âShoot.â
Neutral Response (Advanced Version)
Plead the Fifth if pressured. Some companies insist you give them a number. They will press you for a salary that you would find acceptable. The more they push, the harder it isto not yield because you donât want to make them mad. But once you give the number: a) it is hard to change that number, and b) you have lost the leverage of mystery. So, plead the Fifth:
âI can tell you feel strongly about getting an absolute number, and I respect that tremendously as strong leadership that appeals to me, but I just donât have that number finalized. I have other opportunities I need to consider. But I can tell you this (this will satisfy them and titillate, a nice combo): While money is a factor for all of us, and every opportunity I am looking at offers some kind of reasonable increase, my primary motivation is not money. I want to come to work every day with energy and purpose.â
âSo the message when you say âsome kind of reasonable increase,ââ I interjected, âis, âyou will have to pay me more than Iâm making to get me,â but at the same time you defuse the avarice stigma. Nice.â
âLucky for you I accept both sincere praise and patronizing flattery.â
âOkay, letâs get back to me. How can I modify this, considering I am unemployed? And what if I donât have âother opportunities?ââ
âAs a temporarily unemployed person, you continue to go back to your last salary as the base number. As for whether or not you actually have other interviews scheduled, that is semantics; you will. Everyone has other opportunities, even if they havenât happened yet. You can still say you are considering them. Going online and reading postings is âconsidering.â You need to be completely honest but not absolutely honest.â
âInteresting distinction. Which one are you being right now, Harper?â
âIâm not saying itâs how you run your whole life; Iâm saying it makes no sense to tell a company you would never interview for any other job because you love them so much and would do anything to work for them. Would you tell someone you were in love with that they could treat you any way they want and you would stay with them no matter what?â
âIf we allow for paraphrasing, I think Iâve said exactly that.â
âAnd how did that work out?â
âHarper, all of this is well and good, but I already told Wallace I wanted a 200K base: 75K higher than the base I had and 200K higher than what I am making now.â
âIâll fix it.â
âHow, without looking dishonest or avaricious?â
âPeople make new decisions when faced with new information. I presented you new information which makes those numbers no longer applicable, and Wallace will have to make a new decision.â
âI love it when you talk spin.â
âFirst I need to know how you left things with Wallace.â
âWe agreed to meet on the 17 th at their Manhattan office at 9 A.M. He wants me to meet the other managing partners and get a product demo.â
I knew this would please Harper. He has prepped me so many times for interviews that it has become reflexive for me to follow his Cardinal Rule of Ending Interviews.
Harperâs Rule: Never leave an interview without closing on the next step in the process. Donât leave without a date and time for the next interview.
He even gave me a script and told me to memorize it so that it would sound spontaneous:
âWallace, I appreciate how generous youâve been with your time, and Iâm impressed by you and the organization.
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