became the secret eyes and ears, bringing secrets from all around Camelot to the young princess, secrets that she stored away in her memory, secrets that were there to use whenever she needed them.
Fenestraâs friends and relations were Morgan le Feyâs friends too and watched over her wellbeing day and night. Now that Sir Lancelot had come into her life, they watched over her day and night and knight.
There were two hundred and fifty-eight vampires living at Camelot and every night they spread out across the countryside looking for warm ankles. Only Lucestays and the baby vampires stayed behind. The baby vampires were still being fed by their mothers so they didnât need fresh blood. However, to make sure they knew what to do when they were old enough to go out and feed, each baby was left with a big red tomato to practise biting on.
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Fissure flew out over the lake until he was out of sight of the runaways. He looked down over the islands, without really paying much attention.
Excalibur , he thought, boring .
Then he swung round, making sure he couldnât be seen, and flew back to Morgan le Fey and Lancelot.
âTheyâre looking for Excalibur,â he said.
âWho isnât?â said Sir Lancelot.
âIndeed, my lord,â said Morgan le Fey. âPeople have searched for the Sword of the True King for hundreds of years.â
âAre you sure?â said the vampire.
âAbsolutely,â said Morgan le Fey. âWhy do you ask?â
âWell, all you had to do was ask us vampires. We all know where it is. Always have. For all the good it will do you,â said the vampire.
âWhy do you say that?â said Sir Lancelot.
âWell, I know of at least eighty-three people who have tried to pull it out of the rock and Iâve no doubt there are dozens more, but no one has moved it as much as a hairâs width.â
âThat is because it is the Sword of the True King,â said Morgan le Fey. âOnly he can pull it from the stone.â
âYour father couldnât,â said the vampire, âand he was a true King. I mean, they didnât come much truer than Uther Pendragon, good friend to us vampires he was. Thatâs why we showed him where the sword was, but even he failed to move it.â
âMy father tried to remove Excalibur?â
âHe did indeed. He burst several blood vessels trying and put his back out so badly he had to lie down on a plank of wood for a whole month with unguents down his trousers, and even after that, he forever walked with a slight limp and a strange tilt to the south.â
âSo thatâs how he got that,â said the Princess. âHe always told me it was an old war wound from a battle with a giant phoenix.â
âThereâs no such thing as a giant phoenix,â said the vampire.
âI know that,â said Morgan le Fey, âbut I thought that was because my father had killed it.â
âThey asked me to spy for them,â said Fissure.
âWhat, the boy Brat?â said Morgan le Fey.
âNo, the one whoâs in charge,â said Fissure. âThe girl.â
âGirl? There isnât a girlâ¦â the Princess began. âNo! The girl? It has to be that poor King Kasterwheelâs daughter that he thought they had kidnapped. Well, well.â
âShould we send for him?â said Sir Lancelot.
âTricky,â said the Princess. âHe thinks his daughter is an angel. I think the shock would give him a heart attack. On the other hand it would be better he find out from us rather than tittle-tattle gossip from the servants.â
When King Kasterwheel arrived, Morgan le Fey sat him down in a comfy chair, gave him a nice big cup of super-relaxing chamomile tea and broke the news to him that his sweet, innocent daughter was actually a nasty, greedy, selfish little minx.
âOh yes,â said the King. âI could have told you
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