hot sausage pies anâ mash when yeâre there?â
Stanley frowned, considering. âThey might. Lots oâ people like them.â
âThey ainât servinâ what people like in the coop,â Bert told him, rolling his eyes. ââTis all runny gruel anâ sour soup with scarce more than a bone in it, anâ bread so dry it breaks yer teeth when ye bite into it. Yeâd starve to death in less than a week, ye would, anâ thereâd be nothinâ I could do to help ye, on account of Iâd be starvinâ as wellâdo ye understand?â
Stanley smiled. âSure, Bert. I understand.â
Bert stared at him in frustration, positive he didnât understand at all. How could he? The poor chub was too weak in the head to mind the ways of the world. Bert didnât know whether heâd been born that way or whether heâd had the sense knocked out of him in a brawl. He supposed it didnât really matter.
Nearly five years theyâd been thick, and in that time Bert had done his best to keep Stanley with a roof over his head most nights, and enough food in his belly most days. That wasnât easy, given how much he could eat. Like feeding a bloody horse, it was. The minute Bert had a bit of brass in his pocket, Stanleyâs belly started groaning. At this rate, theyâd be working âtil doomsday and still have nothing to show for it but the rags on their backs and a cold sausage in their hands.
Bitter frustration pulsed through him.
âWhen I say ye ainât to do somethinâ, ye must mind meâgot it? That means when I tell ye not to nick a pie, ye donât, no matter what yer belly tells yeâright?â He licked his fingers.
âRight, Bert,â Stanley said, anxious to please him. âYe ainât mad at me, are ye?â
Bert sighed. âNo, I ainât mad at ye. I just want ye to mind what I say.â
Stanley nodded. âWhat are we goinâ to do now, Bert? Are we goinâ to follow his carriage?â
âToo late for that now, ainât it? All this time I had to waste tellinâ ye to mind me, anâ now his carriage is bloody gone. Weâve no way of knowinâ what heâs about now.â
âMaybe heâs gone home,â Stanley suggested.
âOh, sure, Stanley, thatâs a rare fine idea, that is. The only problem is, his homeâs burned to a cinder, so he canât go there now, can he?â
âNot that home,â Stanley clarified. âHis daâs home. That carriage had a fancy crest on it, which means âtis his daâs carriage, most like. Thatâs where we should go. Unless ye think we should stay here anâ watch her ladyship. Whatever ye think is right, Bert. Yeâre the one with the brains.â
âThatâs right, I am.â Bert knit his dark brows together, considering. âWeâll head over to Bond Street anâ ask about in some oâ the fancy shops if they know where Lord Redmond lives,â he decided. âWeâll explain weâve a note to deliver, only weâre confused about which street his house is on. Once we got the street weâll mention a number, anâ theyâll say âHere now, thatâs wrong, itâs number such anâ such.â Anâ then weâll know where to go.â
âThatâs a rum bite, Bert,â enthused Stanley, impressed.
âIt is that,â said Bert, pleased with himself. âCome on, then, Stanley. The old puff guts said thereâd be some extra brass in it for us if we could give âim a full report next time we see âim. Iâm thinkinâ if we can keep this job goinâ a while, weâll soon have enough to get a bigger flatâanâ maybe get ye yer own bed, too.â
âReally?â Stanleyâs eyes widened. âWith a feather pillow?â
âWeâll see,â Bert said, trying to manage
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