was I couldnât think of one. I wonât admit to depression, but I was in bed by 8:00 P.M . . . . not cool for a hard-assed private eye waging a one-woman war against the bad guys everywhere.
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By 1:00 the next afternoon, I had tracked Lyda Case by telephone to a cocktail lounge at the Dallas/Fort Worth airport, where she was simultaneously tending bar and hanging up in my ear with a force that made me think Iâd have to have my hearing rechecked. Last May Iâd been compelled to shoot someone from the depths of a garbage bin and my ears have been hissing ever since. Lyda didnât help this . . . especially as she said a quite rude word to me before she smacked the phone down. I was deeply annoyed. It had taken me a bit of doing to locate her and sheâd already hung up on me once that day.
Iâd started at 10:00 A.M. with a call to the Culinary Alliance and Bartenders Local 498, which refused to tell me anything. Iâve noticed lately that organizations are getting surly about this sort of thing. It used to be you could ring them right up, tell a plausibletale, and get the information you wanted within a minute or two. Now you canât get names, addresses, or telephone numbers. You canât get service records, bank balances, or verification of employment. Half the time, you canât even get confirmation of the facts you already have. Donât even bother with the public schools, the Welfare Department, or the local jail. They wonât tell you nothinâ.
âThatâs privileged,â they say. âSorry, but thatâs an invasion of our clientâs privacy.â
I hate that officious tone they take, all those clerks and receptionists. They
love
not telling you what you want to know. And theyâre smart. They donât fall for the same old song and dance that worked a couple of years ago. Itâs too aggravating for words.
I reverted to routine. When all else fails, try the county clerkâs office, the public library, or the DMV. Theyâll help. Sometimes thereâs a small fee involved, but who cares?
I whipped over to the library and checked back through old telephone directories year by year until I found Hugh and Lyda Case listed. I made a note of the address and then switched to the crisscross and found out who their neighbors had been two years back. I called one after another, generally bullshitting my way down the block. Finally, someone allowed as how Hugh had died and they thought his widow moved to Dallas.
It worried me briefly that Lyda Case might be unlisted, but I dialed Information in Dallas and picked up a home phone number right away. Hot damn, this was fun. I tried the number and someone answered on the third ring.
âHello.â
âMay I speak to Lyda Case?â
âThis is she.â
âReally?â I asked, amazed at my own cleverness.
âWho is this?â Her voice was flat.
I hadnât expected to get through to her and I hadnât yet made up a suitable fib, so I was forced to tell the truth. Big mistake. âMy name is Kinsey Millhone. Iâm a private detective in Santa Teresa, California. . . .â
Bang. I lost some hearing in the mid-range. I called back, but she refused to answer the phone.
At this point, I needed to know where she was employed and I couldnât afford to call every bar in the Dallas/Forth Worth area, if indeed thatâs the sort of work she still did. I tried Information again and picked up the telephone number of the Hotel and Restaurant Employees Union Local 353 in Dallas. I had my index finger poised to dial when I realized I would need a ruse.
I sat and thought for a moment. It would help to have Lyda Caseâs Social Security number, which might lend a little air of credibility to my bogus pursuit.Never try to get one of these from the Social Security Office. Theyâre right up there with banks in their
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