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I looked at DeRosa. It was Thursday. Tomorrow was Friday, and Teddy would be dead exactly fifteen days.
âI didnât go through the line.â I bit into one half of a cleanly sliced triple-decker club while I reached for DeRosaâs food receipt. âYou paid $8.50 for the hamburger, $3.00 for the oversized chocolate chip cookie, and $5.50 for the bottled beer.â I crumpled the slip of paper and tossed it over my shoulder. âTotal damage: $17. My bill: zero.â
DeRosaâs bottom lip pursed like a fussy baby refusing a bottle. âPlease tell me you paid for the food, CeCe.â
âI didnât pay for the food, Frank. You know damn well I snagged leftovers.â
âLeftovers?â DeRosa took a swig of beer. âWell, thatâs rich. Youâre actually referring to half-eaten food headed down the conveyor belt as your personal doggie bag.â
âItâs all about perception,â I said as I savored a hunk of ham wrapped in bacon and marinated in mayonnaise. âHereâs a riddle for you. You work a full day and return home in the evening. You change out of your clothing and stuff your underwear in the hamper.â
âThatâs overly personal.â
âI take that as a yes.â I sipped my water fountain water from a free paper cup and continued with my inquiry. âThe next day you don a pair of fresh underwear and head to back to the station. Within minutes of arriving, the chief assigns you to a stake-out where you stew in an unmarked car for forty-eight hours waiting for a tattooed perp to limp out of a drug den.â
âYou watch too much television.â DeRosa broke his cookie in half and handed me the bigger piece. I continued with my riddle.
âYou return home and, similar to a regular work day, you undress and put your underwear in the hamper.â
âMy mother trained me well.â
âYour future wife will thank Mama DeRosa. Anyway, hereâs my question.â I leaned across the table and in a serious voice asked, âWhen is your underwear dirty?
âWhen I take it off,â Frank replied without missing a beat.
âSo, ladies and gentlemen of the jury,â I said as I raised my hands, palms open in astonishment. âThe defendant claims that underwear, regardless of how long it is worn, be it ten minutes or ten days, is clean until it is removed. The defendant claims the concept of dirty is a matter of perception.â
DeRosa swallowed his cookie as if it was rotting spinach. He didnât take kindly to a trap that easily caught him. I ignored his displeasure and forged on with my analogy.
âA man with plastic gloves and a hair net prepares a club sandwich.â I took another satisfying bite of my free meal and wiped my mouth politely. âHe cuts the sandwich in half and wraps it in clingwrap. I eat one half and a stranger eats the other half. Does it really matter if I pick my half up at the counter or on the conveyer belt? Food ownership is a matter of perception.â
âThe conveyor belt doesnât have a spit guard,â DeRosa countered.
âAnd your underwear is still dirty,â I replied.
âCeCe.â His face relaxed, and he seemed to drift off to a place that preceded his overuse of the word interesting . âWhat if we are making too many assumptions about the facts of the case?â he posed. âIf itâs all about perception, what if we looked at the facts from another point of view?â
âHow about the killerâs point of view?â I suggested.
âWeâll get there, but we need to go through this exercise first. Work with me,â DeRosa said. âWe believe Teddy knew he was in danger. We suspect that Naomi was involved in something per Charlieâs feedback about their break-up. We think Naomiâs suicide and Teddyâs death are linked.â DeRosa rustled in his tote bag and located an evidence
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