Divergent Parody: Avirgent by Maurice Hill, Michelle Hunt Page B

himself.
     “Who are they?” I asked him.
    “Heh, who do you think?! Jesus Christ? No! Jeanine Wilhart and the Smart-asses! That's who! Everyone knows your test results came up Avirgent!” He turned a corner and I saw a huge Ferris wheel in the distance. We were driving closer and closer to it.
     “So they're after me?” I said, looking at the Ferris wheel, and then back at him.
    “Do I need to spell it out for you like every God-Damn thing?!”
    I shook. “S-s-sorry. So, are you helping me? Is that it? You're saving me from them?”
    There was a little hope in my speech. Maybe he wasn't so bad afterall. Maybe he was my hero.
    He laughed loud. “Saving? Right. Not because I like you, but because I need you. You're the key to ruling the world and the ticket to what's beyond that damned fence! I don't know why I'm telling you this,  but God-Dammit, I feel so honest right now!”
     He laughed like a hyena again, and I lost all hope. I looked down at my tattoo and it reminded me of the old TB4 before he suddenly went crazy. Looks like my brother's words were even more true. What a wild ride I found myself in.
     
     “They're on their way now,” he said, in a depressive tone. “If they got a hold of you...aaaaaaggh!”
    I was wondering how he had even known. It was as if Juniper told someone, or someone forced her to give up my status as Avirgent.
     
     I gulped. “So am I a super-hero or something? Wonder-woman?”
    He shrugged. “Time will tell. All I know is, you're dangerous, very dangerous.”
    “Yeah, but how?”
    He looked into my eyes menacingly. “What did I tell you about asking questions?” He raised his gun from the seat and pointed it toward my head.
     I smirked. “Wait, it doesn't matter what I do because in the end, you need me. You can't kill me.”
    He put his gun down. “You're right, but let's pretend I can kill you so you can act afraid.”
    “But why? I'm rather calm actually. In fact, thanks for taking me. If I'm so dangerous, I could just kill you myself once I realize my true potential.”
    He sneered. “Shit.”
    I nodded. “Yeah, I can't believe I was so scared. Please make sure you kill them all before they get to me please. That way, there's no more threats. Yippe!”
    He groaned and parked in front of the ruins of an amusement park.
    “We're here,” he said flatly, and we got out of the car. He went to the trunk and I followed him as he opened it up.
     “Nice. Are we running around the park or something? Capturing them?” I said, now laid back and calm. I grabbed my hand mirror and adjusted my hair.
    He grunted. “We're climbing a Ferris Wheel.”
    “Why?” I smirked while asking this, clearly in joy that I could ask questions without anyone telling me not to ask anymore.
     
     “To scope the area for them. ” He took out a sniper-rifle and tied it around his shoulders.
    I pointed to a large building  the same height a block away. “Why don't we just go to the roof and we can roam around freely instead of standing on a Ferris Wheel in the cold?”
     
    He closed the trunk shut and locked it. “You're irritating. I'm almost pissed that I actually had sex with you. It wasn't even that good.”
    He brushed past me and started walking toward the Ferris Wheel several feet away.
     “Asshole,” I shouted, and caught up with him. He glanced at me a couple of times and said, “You make sense, but it's better for us to be atop a Ferris Wheel than a building. If we're atop a building, they can get there easier.”
    “They can also kill us easier if we're on top of a Ferris Wheel you idiot. They could use one of those things my brother uses in Grand Theft Vehicle and blow up the Ferris Wheel with that.”
    He paused, “You mean a rocket launcher?”
    “Yeah.”
    It seemed as if I dumbfounded him then. I had never felt so smart as I did then. Maybe my Avirgent powers were kicking in slowly by the minute. I was becoming smarter and smarter, but I still felt dumb.
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