trash!
â What about Laurence Fishburneâs daughter?
â Why does he call himself
Laurence
? It should be
Larry
, right?
â Itâs like he wants to be all
English
. Like Dr. House.
â Dr. House is not English.
â He
totally
is. The guy who plays him? Oh my God, he is
so
English!
â Tallyho.
â Tally
hoâs!!!
â Would anybody care for a spot of tea?
â Sir Laurence Fishburne would love a spot of tea!
â
Sir Laurence of Arabia Fishburne.
â Sir Lawrence of a Labia.
â That is disgusting!
â My little brother said that to me. I donât even think he knew what it meant!
â Why doesnât he just call himself Larry.
â Because Larry smells like
ass
. Movie stars do
not
name themselves Larry.
â Right?
â I canât think of any.
I canât think. I canât. Of any.
Oh my god I am so stoned.
â Larry Fishburneâs daughter! What were you going to say!
â Sheâs a pornstar.
â Yeah, thatâs old.
â Wazzup witt huh?
â Yeah! Tell us wazzup with huh!
â I was listening to huh on Shade. & sheâs like promoting huh porno, whatever. Huh real nameâs Montana but huh porn name be Chippy D.
â Whoa. Itâs like a Ben & Jerryâs. Schweddy balls . . .
â Chocolate fudge brownieâ
â Banana
splitâ
schweddy clit . . . . .
â Boston CREAM pie!
â
Muddddd sliiiiiiiiiiide!
â Thatâs a good pornstar name!
Mudslide.
â Itâs quite evocative, as the English say.
â She should just call herself Larry!
â Have you seen her movies?
â Rikki has. On his iphone
.
I told him I donât want to
see
that shit. I do
not
want to see Chippy D chomping on a dick!
â Didnât she go crazy?
â I think she went to a mental hospital but they said she was faking it. She tried to kill herself?
â I feel sorry for her.
â Feel sorry for her
dad!
â Can you imagine how fucked up it must be for him? I mean, your daughterâs supposed to be going off to college, but she decides to stay home & major in dick-riding!
â O! I mean, anywhere he shows his face, someoneâs gunnaâpeople are like
snickering . . .
â She said on this showâon Eminemâs showâthat her dad would one day see, like, her
Big Plan
, & they would totally mend their relationship.
â Whatever. I really feel sorry for her. He must have had to totally have done some shit in her upbringing for her to be doing that shit she does tho.
â Like molesting?
â No. I mean he
could
have. Donât all dads molest their daughters?
â Thatâs gross.
â But he doesnât seem the
type
. & she probably would have been talking about that already, bitch so
crazy.
Iâm just sayin he must have done
something
. Iâm jus sayin.
â Sheâs jus sayin.
â Maybe he
didnât
. Sometimes you can be a really good parent and your kid winds up shooting kids at school or whatever.
â Oh my god, Reeyonna, what if your kid does that? That would be so weird!
â Iâm just gunna do my best to be a loving momâ
â We could give it a list of who to shoot.
â Ooh hoo! You better
hope
he doesnât
columbineâ
â All I know is, I donât want to put any pressure on the baby. And I donât want him to have expectations.
â Him? Is it a boy? Are you going to have a boy?
â I donât want him
or her
to have expectations!
â Expectations about
what
? Girl, you cray-zee.
â You Jay-Z.
â She doesnât want to know. She told the doctor and nurses not to tell her like what the gender would be.
â I could
never
do that.
I would totally need to know!
â Well if itâs a girl, donât name her Montana.
â Hahahahahahahahahahahâ
â
â What about Laurence Fishburneâs daughter?
â Why does he call himself
Laurence
? It should be
Larry
, right?
â Itâs like he wants to be all
English
. Like Dr. House.
â Dr. House is not English.
â He
totally
is. The guy who plays him? Oh my God, he is
so
English!
â Tallyho.
â Tally
hoâs!!!
â Would anybody care for a spot of tea?
â Sir Laurence Fishburne would love a spot of tea!
â
Sir Laurence of Arabia Fishburne.
â Sir Lawrence of a Labia.
â That is disgusting!
â My little brother said that to me. I donât even think he knew what it meant!
â Why doesnât he just call himself Larry.
â Because Larry smells like
ass
. Movie stars do
not
name themselves Larry.
â Right?
â I canât think of any.
I canât think. I canât. Of any.
Oh my god I am so stoned.
â Larry Fishburneâs daughter! What were you going to say!
â Sheâs a pornstar.
â Yeah, thatâs old.
â Wazzup witt huh?
â Yeah! Tell us wazzup with huh!
â I was listening to huh on Shade. & sheâs like promoting huh porno, whatever. Huh real nameâs Montana but huh porn name be Chippy D.
â Whoa. Itâs like a Ben & Jerryâs. Schweddy balls . . .
â Chocolate fudge brownieâ
â Banana
splitâ
schweddy clit . . . . .
â Boston CREAM pie!
â
Muddddd sliiiiiiiiiiide!
â Thatâs a good pornstar name!
Mudslide.
â Itâs quite evocative, as the English say.
â She should just call herself Larry!
â Have you seen her movies?
â Rikki has. On his iphone
.
I told him I donât want to
see
that shit. I do
not
want to see Chippy D chomping on a dick!
â Didnât she go crazy?
â I think she went to a mental hospital but they said she was faking it. She tried to kill herself?
â I feel sorry for her.
â Feel sorry for her
dad!
â Can you imagine how fucked up it must be for him? I mean, your daughterâs supposed to be going off to college, but she decides to stay home & major in dick-riding!
â O! I mean, anywhere he shows his face, someoneâs gunnaâpeople are like
snickering . . .
â She said on this showâon Eminemâs showâthat her dad would one day see, like, her
Big Plan
, & they would totally mend their relationship.
â Whatever. I really feel sorry for her. He must have had to totally have done some shit in her upbringing for her to be doing that shit she does tho.
â Like molesting?
â No. I mean he
could
have. Donât all dads molest their daughters?
â Thatâs gross.
â But he doesnât seem the
type
. & she probably would have been talking about that already, bitch so
crazy.
Iâm just sayin he must have done
something
. Iâm jus sayin.
â Sheâs jus sayin.
â Maybe he
didnât
. Sometimes you can be a really good parent and your kid winds up shooting kids at school or whatever.
â Oh my god, Reeyonna, what if your kid does that? That would be so weird!
â Iâm just gunna do my best to be a loving momâ
â We could give it a list of who to shoot.
â Ooh hoo! You better
hope
he doesnât
columbineâ
â All I know is, I donât want to put any pressure on the baby. And I donât want him to have expectations.
â Him? Is it a boy? Are you going to have a boy?
â I donât want him
or her
to have expectations!
â Expectations about
what
? Girl, you cray-zee.
â You Jay-Z.
â She doesnât want to know. She told the doctor and nurses not to tell her like what the gender would be.
â I could
never
do that.
I would totally need to know!
â Well if itâs a girl, donât name her Montana.
â Hahahahahahahahahahahâ
â
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