Dandy Gilver and a Deadly Measure of Brimstone by Catriona McPherson Page B

chalk, leaving her lips blue – rather prettily bowed lips, dimpling in at the corners; I had not noticed them before, unpainted as they were – and her eyes dark and enormous, with purple smudges around them. I felt a familiar thrill as I let myself out and made my way to the front hall to meet the others. It was becoming clearer and clearer that the Addies were not imagining things. Their dear dead mother had been wronged in some way, I was sure of it, and we would avenge her.
    Naturally, Hugh and the boys were nowhere to be seen when I got there, Hugh’s stringent punctuality being reserved for beaters, chauffeurs, ministers of the kirk and fellow officers, not for the likes of me. Whenever he saunters in late to some rendezvous we have arranged, he looks at his watch and says, ‘Good, good. Let’s make an early start then since you’re here in nice time,’ as though I have come up to scratch for once in a blue moon and surprised him. Today I was glad of it, because an opportune meeting came my way. There was an inopportune one first, though.
    As I waited, installed in one of those throne-like chairs with which hallways come equipped, seat-cushions stuffed with something which gives them that stodgy and unyielding consistency, like fudge, I was far from delighted to hear whistling and see a silhouette sauntering towards me along the passageway with its hands in its trouser pockets. Thomas Laidlaw; I could not take to the man.
    ‘Well, well, well,’ he said, when he reached me. He took his hands out of his pockets but only to rub them together as though with vast relish of unknown source, hardly more civil than if he had left them there. ‘Off already, Mrs Gilver?’
    ‘For the evening, Mr Laidlaw,’ I said. ‘In the morning I shall return.’
    ‘Once the sun is safely up, eh?’ he said, giving me a solemn look. ‘I think you’ll have to summon more courage than that, Mrs Gilver, if your trip’s not to be a wasted one.’
    I stared and summoned, not courage, but my haughtiest voice and my most disdainful expression.
    ‘I do not have the pleasure of understanding you, Mr Laidlaw,’ I said. ‘You speak in riddles.’
    ‘Can I ask who recommended us to you?’ he said. ‘A family who hails from Perthshire needn’t by any means come as far as Moffat to a hydro.’ They were almost the words Mrs Cronin had spoken to me. ‘Any particular reason we took your fancy?’
    ‘Your sister – such a scholar – has no equal in Crieff,’ I said and I was intrigued to see him lift his chin up and away to the side to give me a narrow look from the corner of his eye. He reminded me of an archer sighting prey along his drawn bow. Then, at a sound from outside on the drive, he spun around on the balls of his feet to face the door.
    ‘Reinforcements,’ he said. ‘Who do you suppose this will be?’
    It was only to be expected that the owner of such a large hotel in such a dull spot would be charmed by arriving guests, but I found myself paying more attention than Nanny Palmer would have called polite as the door opened and the newcomers entered. I was agog to see if these would be more of the solid but sickly bourgeoisie I took to be the doctor’s lot or more of the vacuous crew I had filed under her brother’s name.
    I had momentarily forgotten my overhearings, but as soon as I saw the little caravan which hove through the baronial doors of the Hydro with bags and boxes aplenty as though planning to stay for a month I thought to myself: Aha! Class 3. For if Mrs Scott, Mrs Davies and Mrs Riddle – those odd, earnest ladies in the steam room – had had clothes on I was sure the clothes would be these.
    They were five in number, two men and three women all somewhere in the sixties or beyond. The men were dressed with outlandish – one might almost say Dickensian – extravagance in their tall hats, velvet facings, satin pipings and brocade upon any garment that brocade could applied to. I could not help but